fuck
Slemmestad, Norway 🌶️ Spicy
Today, I got a new downstairs neighbor. Herpes. FML
Collection
Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Same thing different taste
quiet_screaming_
Vancouver, Canada
Today, I learned I don't have a yeast infection. I have herpes. FML
Anonymous
Fresno, United States
Today, I found out I have genital herpes. I'm a virgin. FML
Cirese Summerrose
Sharing is caring
Today, I found out I have herpes. I'm 9 months pregnant and have only been with my husband. It just so happens that our roommate just got over herpes. I thought they were just spending time together, bonding. FML
Death_Arc_Angel
Fyzabad, Trinidad and Tobago 🌶️ Spicy
Mystery
Today, we're in the middle of a contagious deadly pandemic, and despite not having physical/sexual contact with anyone in over a year, I managed to contract herpes. I don't even know how I got it. FML
lowlife123
Manawa, United States 🌶️ Spicy
Today, I found out my boyfriend gave me a surprise birthday present: herpes. FML
creepedoutlady
United States
Today, I met my new neighbor. His wi-fi access point is named "TheRapistDownstairs." FML
Anonymous
Phoenix, United States
Today, I discovered that my downstairs neighbor is running a business out of her apartment. Or I should say, her pimp is. FML
Anonymous
Rancho Santa Margarita, United States 🌶️ Spicy
You really shouldn't have!
Today, for my birthday this year, my girlfriend gave me Herpes (type 2) and this morning she decided to wake me up to tell me she wants to see other people. But she "still loves me.” FML
12MONTHLEASE
United States 🌶️ Spicy
NSFW, NSFL
Today, my new upstairs neighbors moved in. Within ten minutes of getting in the door they were screaming and arguing about everything, practically handing out death threats to each other. I then heard them having even louder makeup sex for about three hours afterwards. FML
Yikes
Cumberland, United States 🌶️ Spicy
Today, I finally found the single flaw in my perfect boyfriend. It's herpes. Genital herpes. FML
Top comments
karaaa_xo 10
Well that's one tenant that will never vacate the premises...
jvfelicio 13
Contact the landlord. And tell him to smarten up next time!!
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Comments (132)
WoldowJR 25
Well, how did you get--*looks at username,* ooohhhh...
briang959 47
On the 12th day of Christmas my true love gave to me.....herpes.
Fishin_for_Coins 7
Follow-up?
ligerzero459 24
Dang, worst neighbors ever. Always popping up to hang out at the worst times
Tannasgh 22
The gift that keeps on giving...
ThePols 11
There's still a chance you can be happy like the people in those herpes commercials. There is hope!
Brandi_Faith 34
This make me think of when Joey did those std commercials on Friends. Funny episode. Best show!
crazymike1976 3
Ever heard of condoms?
SpartanMerc 18
Not a 100% chance to block herpes, skin to skin contact spreads it.
xopher425 19
80% of the people in the world have herpes, and 90% of them do not even know they have it. No big deal, hopefully it'll be one outbreak and then nothing.
pugpuggy 21
He'll probably move out soon.
kkruth 2
At first, I read that as "I gave my new down stairs neighbor herpes"