fuck
Slemmestad, Norway 🌶️ Spicy
Today, I got a new downstairs neighbor. Herpes. FML
Collection
Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Same thing different taste
quiet_screaming_
Vancouver, Canada
Today, I learned I don't have a yeast infection. I have herpes. FML
Anonymous
Fresno, United States
Today, I found out I have genital herpes. I'm a virgin. FML
Cirese Summerrose
Sharing is caring
Today, I found out I have herpes. I'm 9 months pregnant and have only been with my husband. It just so happens that our roommate just got over herpes. I thought they were just spending time together, bonding. FML
Death_Arc_Angel
Fyzabad, Trinidad and Tobago 🌶️ Spicy
Mystery
Today, we're in the middle of a contagious deadly pandemic, and despite not having physical/sexual contact with anyone in over a year, I managed to contract herpes. I don't even know how I got it. FML
lowlife123
Manawa, United States 🌶️ Spicy
Today, I found out my boyfriend gave me a surprise birthday present: herpes. FML
creepedoutlady
United States
Today, I met my new neighbor. His wi-fi access point is named "TheRapistDownstairs." FML
Anonymous
Phoenix, United States
Today, I discovered that my downstairs neighbor is running a business out of her apartment. Or I should say, her pimp is. FML
Anonymous
Rancho Santa Margarita, United States 🌶️ Spicy
You really shouldn't have!
Today, for my birthday this year, my girlfriend gave me Herpes (type 2) and this morning she decided to wake me up to tell me she wants to see other people. But she "still loves me.” FML
12MONTHLEASE
United States 🌶️ Spicy
NSFW, NSFL
Today, my new upstairs neighbors moved in. Within ten minutes of getting in the door they were screaming and arguing about everything, practically handing out death threats to each other. I then heard them having even louder makeup sex for about three hours afterwards. FML
Yikes
Cumberland, United States 🌶️ Spicy
Today, I finally found the single flaw in my perfect boyfriend. It's herpes. Genital herpes. FML
Top comments
karaaa_xo 10
Well that's one tenant that will never vacate the premises...
jvfelicio 13
Contact the landlord. And tell him to smarten up next time!!
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Comments (132)
ihartmytdi 23
A gift that keeps on givin'!
hard_candy 25
merry Christmas, OP
russfml 31
No return policy on a fresh batch of herpes
wasliedtoasakid 22
I would use the fruit cake method; just add more booze until it feels like Christmas!! :D
alex_gen 39
Best friends forever?
brendejafulable 41
Sorry to hear.
therealtixe 8
ThAt sucks ****. HAHA thats how u get herpes tho.
EvilTurtle 35
You can escort yourself out, please.
xKai_Axelx 12
#18, you deserve more upvotes.
GalaxyShots 21
Merry Christmas!
ThePols 11
Hahah that's brutal
AHotCupOfCoffee 28
Ah another one of those FMLs where there's not enough information to say.YDI or FML, if only we knew.
Posthuman 26
If there isn't a hobo involved, I believe that herpes is and always will be an FML. Although who knows; maybe OP likes hobos.
MzZombicidal 36
Can you elaborate, #44?
Posthuman 26
What is there to elaborate? I took a chance with a witty comment, and it turned out to be a miss. The attempted joke was that if you choose to sleep with hobos, you deserve herpes. Nothing against hobos or the people who go head to headboard with them. I could have done better, but I WAS half asleep.
20minutesto9 23
I agree. For example they could have just been having unprotected sex with a bunch of strangers (ydi), or their SO could have cheated and gave it to them (fml). Not enough information to judge.
skyjayq 10
right! lol I just clicked both
spikey818 9
Your neighbor might scare away any visitors.
rhcpgurl 18
Possible one of the shortest lines that truly deserves to be posted. FYL man.
vikky538 29
its not a neighbor its a downstairs house party...
capnbzarr 43
Shouldn't have co-signed that lease!