fuck
Slemmestad, Norway 🌶️ Spicy
Today, I got a new downstairs neighbor. Herpes. FML
Collection
Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Same thing different taste
quiet_screaming_
Vancouver, Canada
Today, I learned I don't have a yeast infection. I have herpes. FML
Anonymous
Fresno, United States
Today, I found out I have genital herpes. I'm a virgin. FML
Cirese Summerrose
Sharing is caring
Today, I found out I have herpes. I'm 9 months pregnant and have only been with my husband. It just so happens that our roommate just got over herpes. I thought they were just spending time together, bonding. FML
Death_Arc_Angel
Fyzabad, Trinidad and Tobago 🌶️ Spicy
Mystery
Today, we're in the middle of a contagious deadly pandemic, and despite not having physical/sexual contact with anyone in over a year, I managed to contract herpes. I don't even know how I got it. FML
lowlife123
Manawa, United States 🌶️ Spicy
Today, I found out my boyfriend gave me a surprise birthday present: herpes. FML
creepedoutlady
United States
Today, I met my new neighbor. His wi-fi access point is named "TheRapistDownstairs." FML
Anonymous
Phoenix, United States
Today, I discovered that my downstairs neighbor is running a business out of her apartment. Or I should say, her pimp is. FML
Anonymous
Rancho Santa Margarita, United States 🌶️ Spicy
You really shouldn't have!
Today, for my birthday this year, my girlfriend gave me Herpes (type 2) and this morning she decided to wake me up to tell me she wants to see other people. But she "still loves me.” FML
12MONTHLEASE
United States 🌶️ Spicy
NSFW, NSFL
Today, my new upstairs neighbors moved in. Within ten minutes of getting in the door they were screaming and arguing about everything, practically handing out death threats to each other. I then heard them having even louder makeup sex for about three hours afterwards. FML
Yikes
Cumberland, United States 🌶️ Spicy
Today, I finally found the single flaw in my perfect boyfriend. It's herpes. Genital herpes. FML
Top comments
karaaa_xo 10
Well that's one tenant that will never vacate the premises...
jvfelicio 13
Contact the landlord. And tell him to smarten up next time!!
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Comments (132)
Tsukiyomi 16
Not one to take responsibility are you? Well, now you have to YDI a thousand times over
limabeans101029 21
OP could've used a condom for all we know. Herpes can be spread through skin to skin contact.
Taurus_ChicKa 37
Merry Christmas! And remember, wrap it before you tap it! No glove, no love. Don't be silly, wrap your willy! Cover your stump before you hump. Got it? :D
Xeivan 15
Never heard of it called that but whateves.
GeorgiaBea 28
1 and 5 people have herpes. So unless you are going to avoid 25% of the population, the chances of having come into contact of someone with herpes, is high. The chances of contracting herpes from someone taking retrovirals is less than 1%. There are not enough details to the FML to decide what's up but my guess is that the OP was not in a committed relationship. Most of those people know what's up. I would still say you shouldn't be sleeping around and should always use a condom.