fuck
Slemmestad, Norway 🌶️ Spicy
Today, I got a new downstairs neighbor. Herpes. FML
Collection
Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Same thing different taste
quiet_screaming_
Vancouver, Canada
Today, I learned I don't have a yeast infection. I have herpes. FML
Anonymous
Fresno, United States
Today, I found out I have genital herpes. I'm a virgin. FML
Cirese Summerrose
Sharing is caring
Today, I found out I have herpes. I'm 9 months pregnant and have only been with my husband. It just so happens that our roommate just got over herpes. I thought they were just spending time together, bonding. FML
Death_Arc_Angel
Fyzabad, Trinidad and Tobago 🌶️ Spicy
Mystery
Today, we're in the middle of a contagious deadly pandemic, and despite not having physical/sexual contact with anyone in over a year, I managed to contract herpes. I don't even know how I got it. FML
lowlife123
Manawa, United States 🌶️ Spicy
Today, I found out my boyfriend gave me a surprise birthday present: herpes. FML
creepedoutlady
United States
Today, I met my new neighbor. His wi-fi access point is named "TheRapistDownstairs." FML
Anonymous
Phoenix, United States
Today, I discovered that my downstairs neighbor is running a business out of her apartment. Or I should say, her pimp is. FML
Anonymous
Rancho Santa Margarita, United States 🌶️ Spicy
You really shouldn't have!
Today, for my birthday this year, my girlfriend gave me Herpes (type 2) and this morning she decided to wake me up to tell me she wants to see other people. But she "still loves me.” FML
12MONTHLEASE
United States 🌶️ Spicy
NSFW, NSFL
Today, my new upstairs neighbors moved in. Within ten minutes of getting in the door they were screaming and arguing about everything, practically handing out death threats to each other. I then heard them having even louder makeup sex for about three hours afterwards. FML
Yikes
Cumberland, United States 🌶️ Spicy
Today, I finally found the single flaw in my perfect boyfriend. It's herpes. Genital herpes. FML
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karaaa_xo 10
Well that's one tenant that will never vacate the premises...
jvfelicio 13
Contact the landlord. And tell him to smarten up next time!!
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LostInTheZone11 29
Happy Hanukkah!
PANDORUM89 21
That's why you're supposed to wear a condom unless the other person has a piece of paper that says they don't have ghonnaherpasyphilaids. So YDI honestly UNLESS it was with your spouse and they cheated and in that case I'd go ahead and spray paint they have herpes on their belongings.
ElmoSaysSquishy 28
Herpes can be transmitted by skin on skin contact. Using a condom will help your chances but not stop it from spreading completely.
SpartanMerc 18
You can get negative tests for years and still have it. Now shut your ignorant word hole. No one deserves it.
RobinGoodfellow 47
but does it pry into your business and play loud music late at night
prettyinpink4884 9
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Don't sleep with ****** OP
MzZombicidal 36
Not only ****** have STDs. Lol. Honest, clean people can end up with a disease because of a simple lie or simple mistake.
laurenasabutton 26
Also if by ****** you mean prostitutes (which the derogatory term actually refers to), they are very unlikely to have STDs, seeing as that would stop them from working.
KingSplatter 9
Remind me never to hump a Norwegian
captainsmegma 12
Well that's one neighbor that won't borrow a cup of sugar.
PokeyPorcupine 18
Yeah....might wanna ask yourself if it's suppose to look like that.
Plastic_Stitchez 25
Shit man just deal with it and try to put one foot in front of the other and go abouts your life!
8Dirty1 24
I think I read a FML once of a person that got it and they said they were a virgin...could be worse ha
Kitsi 14
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YDI.... Don't be gross. Especially now that you have it...don't be a piece of shit and spread it to others. Either only hook up with those who already have it or be celibate. Herpes is for life, at least with our current technology. It is not fair to make someone else pay for your mistakes. Now, as someone said above, if you were married/in a relationship and they cheated and gave it to you.. then I am really sorry...but still dot' spread it.
MzZombicidal 36
Don't be gross? lol. So it's gross to have sex now?
TypoFairy 20
Wow, what rock did you just crawl out from under #41? OP can still have sex and not just with like afflicted people. If they don't have a sore/breakout they can use a condom and be just as safe as before they contracted it. Doctors tell patients up front that it's less likely to be contracted when using a condom and being clear of sores. You might want to take a peek at the Web MD website.
jimmy_poison 19
#59 - while I agree with much of what you said, the term "afflicted people" made me think more of zombies than STI's
SpartanMerc 18
You don't have to be celibate or only sleep with others also infected. Taking the antiviral pills and using a condom, and only having sex while not having an outbreak drastically reduce your chances of spreading it. Plus, just an FYI, Duke University is closing in on a cure, clinical trials in humans are expected in about 5 to 10 years.
Brandi_Faith 34
Taking the meds and wearing a condom while not having an outbreak may prevent it from spreading to another person, but I think we all agree that it has to be said that they have herpes before they sleep with anyone. It's only fair to let someone else know that, although the chances of them catching it while using all those precautions, you do still have it and it may still be passed on. It's not fair to not tell someone you have it just because you were using all those precautions. Full disclosure.