Today, for the third time this week, I came home to my wife asleep in bed, her pants down, and her vibrator in her hand. She keeps refusing sex because she "isn't in the mood" and insists there's nothing wrong. To rub salt in the wound, I bought her the vibrator as a gift, hoping to spice things up. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, my wife told me she was very horny as we have not had sex in about two weeks, so I told her to do something for me to get me in the mood. She sighed and then went upstairs to get ready for work. FML
Today, for the third night in a row, I went to bed sexually frustrated because my man turned me down for sex. I can’t even use a vibrator because he made it crystal clear that he does not want me using one, but refuses to have sex with me more than twice a month. I’m fit and attractive, so I don't know what his problem is. FML
Today, after weeks of every excuse not to, my wife wanted sex. It was amazing, and she had at least 3 orgasms. Instead of cuddling afterwards, she got up like someone kicked her and started bitching about all the things she could have been doing, as she got dressed and stormed out. FML
Today, my wife spent the entire evening grabbing my crotch, whispering dirty things to me, and telling me how horny she was, right up until the kids went to bed. Then, it was, "Baby, I just want cuddles, I don't feel like sex" and pouting. This happens at least three times a week. FML
Today, I was dead tired and just wanted sleep, so I jumped into bed the second the day's chores were done. Of fucking course, this was the day my fiancée decided to end our eight-week dry spell and came in wearing sexy lingerie. I couldn't stay hard due to exhaustion, and now she's been crying. FML
Today, my wife spent all day texting me dirty things so I used some of my holiday hours to come home 3 hours early for some sexy time. During my drive home she got in a bad mood, and no longer wanted sex. FML
Today, I found out that my girlfriend secretly purchased a vibrator and has been using it for the past two weeks. When I confronted her, her only argument was "It's made me cum more times than you could." FML
Today, I came home from work and found my sister using my vibrator in my own bed. FML
Today, my girlfriend told me she wants to have sex with my ass. I'm not sure she's taking "no" for an answer, seeing as how she's keeping a dildo on her nightstand and is clearly waiting for me to fall asleep. FML
Today, it's been four months since I bought my girlfriend the vibrator she'd been wanting. She hasn't wanted sex since. FML
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tiptoppc 21
I think the novelty will wear off eventually. It’s likely it’s difficult for her to ******, and for it to be consistent, she’s chasing a dopamine high. Instead, first op needs to start with foreplay and then start with other things like asking if he can be there while she masterbates. If he can find better ways to help her achieve it, he can then start doing better in sex. My wife sometimes needs to use one to make her sensitive enough to come with my effort. Body physiology is weird and not everyone matches in ****** time and effort and it takes experimentation to find a balance. OP needs to find a way to get into that balance to make sex rewarding for both. But if all this time, things didn’t improve, she found out how to herself, and OP just needs to figure how to achieve it too.
Charlie Given 28
Time for it to mysteriously vanish! 😂
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Charlie Given 28
Time for it to mysteriously vanish! 😂
tiptoppc 21
I think the novelty will wear off eventually. It’s likely it’s difficult for her to ******, and for it to be consistent, she’s chasing a dopamine high. Instead, first op needs to start with foreplay and then start with other things like asking if he can be there while she masterbates. If he can find better ways to help her achieve it, he can then start doing better in sex. My wife sometimes needs to use one to make her sensitive enough to come with my effort. Body physiology is weird and not everyone matches in ****** time and effort and it takes experimentation to find a balance. OP needs to find a way to get into that balance to make sex rewarding for both. But if all this time, things didn’t improve, she found out how to herself, and OP just needs to figure how to achieve it too.