Today, I got a client who ordered ice cream. She seemed really nice and I thought maybe she was into me. When I asked if she wanted peanuts for an additional 50 cents, she said no. Trying to be nice, I added them anyway free of charge. I later had to call the ambulance. She was allergic. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, a customer had an allergic reaction to the almonds in the sundae I made for her. We're supposed to put the almonds on unless the customer asks otherwise. She complained to my boss that I'd poisoned her. FML
Today, I had to go to the ER because of a terrible allergic reaction I had to the cookies my "friend" made for me. She assured me several times that there were no nuts in them. Turns out, she put nuts in them on purpose, to see whether or not I was really allergic. FML
Today, I went to the ice cream shop after dinner. I am deathly allergic to nuts so I picked the vanilla. I take one bite and feel something crunchy, and see what I thought was an almond in the cup. I spit out the icecream in a panic. Good news? It wasn't an almond. Bad news? It was a cockroach. FML
Today, I was at the mall, I saw a girl crying that her ice cream had fallen on the floor. Feeling generous, I bought her a new one. She threw it on the ground, laughed, and came over to her mom and told that I was bothering her, so the mom called security. FML
Today, I picked up my online grocery order. The clerk asked about the party, because he assumed I was having one because of all the ice cream I'd ordered. I'm bulimic and everything was for me. FML
Today, I was at work at an ice cream shop when a hot guy came in and started chatting me up. I got him his ice cream and as I handed it to him, he mentioned that I was cute and walked away. Then I realised he hadn't paid for the ice cream, and I didn't even get a date out of it. FML
Today, at work a customer bitched me out for not explicitly telling her that our peanut butter pancakes contain real peanut butter. She's threatening to sue because she's allergic to peanuts. FML
Today, my girlfriend and I went out for ice cream. We somehow started talking about which of our relatives had died. Right when she was talking about how her grandfather had died, I started laughing. She had gotten ice cream all over her face. She broke up with me. FML
Today, my boyfriend’s mom fed me a new dish containing peanuts, knowing full well I’m severely allergic. According to her, her ancestors “cured” allergies by exposing the person to the allergen. I went into anaphylactic shock. FML
Today, I was eating an ice cream on a sidewalk and some woman decided it was time to clip her toenails on her balcony above me. One of the nail shards fell onto my ice cream. FML
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Intoxicunt 6
Stop forcing your nuts on women and we won't have this problem, hm?
threeputtgreen 0
no means no
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Subjectzero 0
Adding something people don't want isn't being nice. also there is no way you were that stupid, if you were I hope you get fired and hopefully sued.
glassjs 0
That is so awesome that you thought you were going to score with her by giving her free peanuts. Bet you visit her in the hospital to see if she thinks you are her hero for calling the ambulance that saved her life.
Ranoona 0
I'm sorry to say this but I think that's a stupid way to get a girl.
Kildevand 0
It would be funny if she sued you.
moonlight_daze 8
It would be hilarious if he ended up homeless and begging for change.
Flounder 2
You're an idiot. Be nice by upgrading a size, don't add shit that people said they didn't want...I would have been pissed since I hate nuts, you happened to get very very unlucky and give them to someone who is allergic. Use common ******* sense.
canucksrule88 0
peanuts are something to be especially concerned about....but seriously is she blind? can she not SEE the peanuts?
Eve_fml 0
Why did she eat the peanuts if she was allergic? She could have just thrown them away.
Jason_fml 0
Man OP, I bet you think rape is alright too because you think when they are saying "no" they really mean "yes", huh? Honestly, I have a hard time believing this is real not because the girl would probably see the peanuts but because I don't want to believe someone could be so stupid as to post something like this and think people were actually going to sympathize with him.
MLSxxox 3
#107 - i dont think she actually knew there were peanuts in the ice cream... OP - so you added peanuts AFTER she said no?? do you not know what no means??
psu5120 0
Some people don't even have to eat peanuts to have a reaction. Some people are so highly allergic that just being in the same room (or having peanuts in front of them, say in a bowl of ice cream) as peanuts can cause a severe reaction. I've actually worked with a boy where this was the case.
somefacts 0
Thats nice but a non-sequitur considering and sounds like a bit of an exaggeration 116 due to the chemical nature of peanut concentration in the air would have such a low reactant coefficient ie very low amounts of peanuts would be in the air especially if in the same room; now this can easily be true if the peanuts are in large quantities and the fact that many other complications can transform the case into something much more extreme such as a proclivity to asthma. Simply the case of being in the room with peanuts increases the chance of more direct exposure and is furthered by additional complications which have to do with lung intake but far from a necessity or by itself in an average room unlikely. However your case may be easily be true but does not apply to a significant portion of peanut allergic people as denoted by the word choice some.