Today, I got a client who ordered ice cream. She seemed really nice and I thought maybe she was into me. When I asked if she wanted peanuts for an additional 50 cents, she said no. Trying to be nice, I added them anyway free of charge. I later had to call the ambulance. She was allergic. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, a customer had an allergic reaction to the almonds in the sundae I made for her. We're supposed to put the almonds on unless the customer asks otherwise. She complained to my boss that I'd poisoned her. FML
Today, I had to go to the ER because of a terrible allergic reaction I had to the cookies my "friend" made for me. She assured me several times that there were no nuts in them. Turns out, she put nuts in them on purpose, to see whether or not I was really allergic. FML
Today, I went to the ice cream shop after dinner. I am deathly allergic to nuts so I picked the vanilla. I take one bite and feel something crunchy, and see what I thought was an almond in the cup. I spit out the icecream in a panic. Good news? It wasn't an almond. Bad news? It was a cockroach. FML
Today, I was at the mall, I saw a girl crying that her ice cream had fallen on the floor. Feeling generous, I bought her a new one. She threw it on the ground, laughed, and came over to her mom and told that I was bothering her, so the mom called security. FML
Today, I picked up my online grocery order. The clerk asked about the party, because he assumed I was having one because of all the ice cream I'd ordered. I'm bulimic and everything was for me. FML
Today, I was at work at an ice cream shop when a hot guy came in and started chatting me up. I got him his ice cream and as I handed it to him, he mentioned that I was cute and walked away. Then I realised he hadn't paid for the ice cream, and I didn't even get a date out of it. FML
Today, at work a customer bitched me out for not explicitly telling her that our peanut butter pancakes contain real peanut butter. She's threatening to sue because she's allergic to peanuts. FML
Today, my girlfriend and I went out for ice cream. We somehow started talking about which of our relatives had died. Right when she was talking about how her grandfather had died, I started laughing. She had gotten ice cream all over her face. She broke up with me. FML
Today, my boyfriend’s mom fed me a new dish containing peanuts, knowing full well I’m severely allergic. According to her, her ancestors “cured” allergies by exposing the person to the allergen. I went into anaphylactic shock. FML
Today, I was eating an ice cream on a sidewalk and some woman decided it was time to clip her toenails on her balcony above me. One of the nail shards fell onto my ice cream. FML
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Intoxicunt 6
Stop forcing your nuts on women and we won't have this problem, hm?
threeputtgreen 0
no means no
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atrus1212 0
Wow Dumbass
SHTFCKINGHAPPENS 0
DUDE....UR A DOUCHBAG......LAWLS
xSceneSceneBabyx 0
ok, FYL. and she deserves it. how do you NOT notice peanuts in your ice cream? the only excuse she would have for not noticing would be 1: she's blind, or 2: you work at a Cold Stone Creamery and buried them in ice cream so she wouldn't notice until she ate it.
randomness28 0
.... dumbass
blah123blah 0
All girls are hot for the big macho icecream man alright.
Zichi 0
Ok this is both a ydi and fyl. One: If you put it top of the ice cream then she shouldve seen them and told you that she was allergic Two: I know you were trying to be nice but alot of people are allergic to peanuts =/
leenheartlovex3 0
She says no, don't do it.
Nate_d099 0
its ppl like u that fk up this world.... just do wat ur told goshdamm
Jm262 0
Yeah that's cool, don't blame the idiot girl for not giving it back. She knows she's allergic...yet when he hands it over covered in peanuts, she goes oops. TDI, OP better luck next time!
bassguitar19 1
Really OP? Are you that ******* stupid? Most people don't even like ******* peanuts in their ice cream, so why would you sneak it in for free ESPECIALLY since you should know there are tons of people with an allergy to peanuts?