Today, I got a client who ordered ice cream. She seemed really nice and I thought maybe she was into me. When I asked if she wanted peanuts for an additional 50 cents, she said no. Trying to be nice, I added them anyway free of charge. I later had to call the ambulance. She was allergic. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, a customer had an allergic reaction to the almonds in the sundae I made for her. We're supposed to put the almonds on unless the customer asks otherwise. She complained to my boss that I'd poisoned her. FML
Today, I had to go to the ER because of a terrible allergic reaction I had to the cookies my "friend" made for me. She assured me several times that there were no nuts in them. Turns out, she put nuts in them on purpose, to see whether or not I was really allergic. FML
Today, I went to the ice cream shop after dinner. I am deathly allergic to nuts so I picked the vanilla. I take one bite and feel something crunchy, and see what I thought was an almond in the cup. I spit out the icecream in a panic. Good news? It wasn't an almond. Bad news? It was a cockroach. FML
Today, I was at the mall, I saw a girl crying that her ice cream had fallen on the floor. Feeling generous, I bought her a new one. She threw it on the ground, laughed, and came over to her mom and told that I was bothering her, so the mom called security. FML
Today, I picked up my online grocery order. The clerk asked about the party, because he assumed I was having one because of all the ice cream I'd ordered. I'm bulimic and everything was for me. FML
Today, I was at work at an ice cream shop when a hot guy came in and started chatting me up. I got him his ice cream and as I handed it to him, he mentioned that I was cute and walked away. Then I realised he hadn't paid for the ice cream, and I didn't even get a date out of it. FML
Today, at work a customer bitched me out for not explicitly telling her that our peanut butter pancakes contain real peanut butter. She's threatening to sue because she's allergic to peanuts. FML
Today, my girlfriend and I went out for ice cream. We somehow started talking about which of our relatives had died. Right when she was talking about how her grandfather had died, I started laughing. She had gotten ice cream all over her face. She broke up with me. FML
Today, my boyfriend’s mom fed me a new dish containing peanuts, knowing full well I’m severely allergic. According to her, her ancestors “cured” allergies by exposing the person to the allergen. I went into anaphylactic shock. FML
Today, I was eating an ice cream on a sidewalk and some woman decided it was time to clip her toenails on her balcony above me. One of the nail shards fell onto my ice cream. FML
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Top comments
Intoxicunt 6
Stop forcing your nuts on women and we won't have this problem, hm?
threeputtgreen 0
no means no
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brianjman14 23
wow ******, no means no u stupid retard
RequiemCube 0
You deserve it for unilaterally deciding that the order the customer placed is not what you should deliver. Think of it as a contract. When a customer places an order and you accept their money, your duty is to provide precisely what was specified in the order. If you are unable or unwilling to do so, then do not accept the money. On a side note, it also really grinds my gears when fast food people think they're doing you a huge personal favor in remaking something correctly that they've screwed up and you have to bring back. It was "no mayo" when you took the order--why should I be impressed by your "generosity" in making a mayo-free replacement sandwich now?
tangerine_12 0
listen to the damn customers wants. she obviously didnt want the peanuts, not just cuz she wanted to save an extra $.50.
FlaminYawn 0
amazes me how so many people are missing that part in their brain that tells them to think shit through logically...
FlaminYawn 0
If a farmer has 27 sheep and then all but 9 die, how many are still alive? It's idiots like the OP who answer with "18". It takes half a second to allow your mind to process shit logically, yet people would rather be illogical and look like a dumbass and just deal with the consequences instead...
VampireKiss1 0
WOOOOOW! U r retarted. Congrats my friend. If she didnt want peanuts, she didnt want the freaking peanuts. And if she was into a dumbass like u b4(doubtfull but...) she most DEFFINATLY isnt now.
leafie 0
Damn, you better have paid for the ambulance and medical bill. I know if it'd been me who had to pay $1000 because the ice cream scooper was socially incompetent .. I'd be pressing charges >:(
pinkprincess9113 0
actually it's not really your fault. she was the one stupid enough to eat the peanuts even though she was allergic.....lucky u for avoiding going out with someone that dumb.
shootingstar8D 0
No means no ********
mike1921 0
It's not his fault he put penauts in someone's ice cream when they didn't want it ?
Jincos 0
Next time shove them down her throat with your nuts..