Today, a bee flew into my classroom and landed on my cheek. Not only am I allergic to these things, I was hit in the face with a textbook to "make sure it's dead." FML
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shabowbow 18
Thankfully I wasn't stung, and I do appreciate on the long run them hitting me with a textbook. It could've been a lot worse than a headache.
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CorpsmanUp88 21
I think I'd take a textbook to the face than a allergic reaction anyday.
AFCCT 7
32, what did this plant ever do to you?
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Comments (96)
CorpsmanUp88 21
I think I'd take a textbook to the face than a allergic reaction anyday.
gshocker20 21
In case you didn't think of it, the bees stinger could have punctured OP's face because of the textbook.
ImAFaker 29
It could've also killed OP before it was smashed by the textbook.
Stazza11 27
Slightly puffy face from the textbook compared to the hospital trip and extremely swollen face from the bee sting, I certainly wouldn't be complaining about the textbook.
khaoticpanda 28
Depends on the reaction! Maybe just a little rash.
imyy 20
But did she learn anything from the experience with the textbook? Did it teacher (sic) anything?
alphabetta 23
Why 'sic'? You're not quoting anything...
Savner 16
Actually, a lot of people get way more than a slightly puffy face from an allergic reaction. Personally, my airway closes and it's very scary.
1947Chevy 17
#42 the concern is that if OP was stung simply because of the textbook hitting it then OP has to deal with both
NeatNit 33
That stings.
extrasnipes 22
Buzz off. It's very serious
Pleonasm 36
Oh beehive, 14. How comb we can't make some light jokes at OP's expense to sweeten the mood here a little? No need to get waspish about it.
gennyv 29
#2 that's the cheesiest pun there comb bee.
False_Stupidity 42
Oh comb on, those were the sweetest puns.
jerryj 27
17 already covered those puns, honey.
lifeeeeee 7
Hit them in the face and say "I thought I saw it fly off of my face and on to yours"
silvercamaro 22
I feel like this would start a lot more problems than it would solve.
tpm45 25
Whoever hit you just wanted to make sure it didn't kill you.... I mean the boss man wants you alive, see?
Marshallino 24
It was his teacher, I read that in another one under moderation.
hellnosucka 27
that person is such a buzz kill.
Nilorak 24
Bee strong Op.
kinky44 28
Bee=Strong, OP
OhWhoCares 42
I'm sorry OP. At least now it's all over, and you weren't stung. (at least I assume since you survived long enough to post an FML)
TheHolyJuiceBox 5
pfft screw an going to the ER for an allergic reaction, just gonna post a fml
pwnman 33
I can't bee-live that happened to you!
babygurll19 10
bee-lieve*
blancoing 14
at least it didn't sting you right?
chutney_02 22
At least it wasn't a wasp. Those things are hell