Today, I got a call from this drunk man, asking for Celeste. Since I don't know any Celestes, I told him that he had the wrong number. He kept calling for her. Apparently he can't take a hint that she didn't give him her real number, and I get to deal with him. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I got a call from the guy I have been seeing. I wasn't him. It was his wife wondering why I have her husband's number. FML
Today, a girl called me, asking for one of her friends. She wouldn't believe me when I told her she had the wrong number, and I spent a few minutes convincing her she did. After a while she said, "What the fuck?" and hung up. That was the longest conversation I had with a girl in months. FML
Today, I took a call. Wrong number. A few seconds later, they called back and I told her that she had the wrong number. She said she just hit redial and didn't understand how she got me again. I tried to explain how redial works. She called me a moron and hung up. Then my phone rang again. FML
Today, I was so drunk that I gave my mom's number instead of mine to the really cute guy I met at the bar. FML
Today, the guy I've been sleeping with for the last three weeks got really drunk. I drove him home from the party and took care of him. At 2am he asked for the phone. When I asked what for, he said he wanted to drunk dial his girlfriend. FML
Today, I was texting this guy that I really liked. Things were going pretty well. I got a call from his number and excitedly answered it. It was his girlfriend asking if he was bothering me because he likes to text random people when he's drunk. FML
Today, I received a drunken prank call from a girl I didn't know around 1am. I don't know what's sadder, that I carried out the conversation for 30 minutes, or that this was the first girl to call me in over a year. FML
Today, my husband gave my cellphone number to his most obnoxious, creepiest friend. I've been drunken-dialed five times already. FML
Today, a woman screamed at me for five minutes, demanding to know how long I'd been having an affair with her husband. I explained for the second time that she'd dialed a wrong number. FML
Today, my old highschool math teacher called me, asking me to please stop calling him at 2AM every weekend. Turns out my best friend uses my cellphone to call his number every time she's drunk, and declares her eternal love to him. FML
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Top comments
sweet_candy_ 17
When I ever I get unwanted calls I pretend to be a guy. It really scares them away.
lidemocr 0
the fact that he's drunk and calling repeatedly is no doubt a gigantic turn off though
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Comments (52)
krysxkatastrophe 14
Block his number or tell him to stop calling.
houstontxmex 0
Tell him you are Celeste and you are a $1000 an hour hooker...if he still wants to meet...put on some heels and go make that $!!!!
stephanie911_fml 0
Go along with it, then give him your bosses address.
aardvarkish 17
Nice... but risky...
stephanie911_fml 0
They will never know, since he was drunk.
cookies61889 15
what's your favorite basketball team?
khaya 9
Come on celeste just admit it he was just unattractive.
saleha97 4
Mess with him :) Say your the person he's looking for, and have fun! :D At least, that's what i would do.
saleha97 4
Exactly! :) No, seriously, he's drunk, not sick?
DocBastard 40
Solving this is as easy as getting your own reality show. Tell him Celeste died in a freak combine harvester accident and give him the name and number of a local funeral parlor. Then he can be their problem. I do this public service for you because I care.
Eff_The_Blogs 0
that'd be pretty messed up though. to make a funeral have to deal with some drunk guy.
OCDC 9
I'm sure they deal with drunk people all the time. The only difference is, they're dead.
Eff_The_Blogs 0
You should've just turned your phone off?
briidontgive_ 0
That's when you give him the "right" number
instantmusic 4
Phone tag international. love it :D
babymickeycakes 0
Haha
cptmorgan15 2
I can not believe nobody realised that all he wanted was a celeste pizza! It's the best microwavable pizza on the market. Perfect for poor people and drunks who want a quick fix. He didn't have any though, so he started calling random numbers to find one.
missrit 0
Mama Celeste Pizza FTW!