Today, I got a call from the guy I have been seeing. I wasn't him. It was his wife wondering why I have her husband's number. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I was talking to a nice guy on a dating app and we exchanged numbers. Later, I got a call. It was his wife asking me to stop talking to her husband. FML
Today, I got a call from my boyfriend's wife. He's still saying he is not married. FML
Today, I got a call from the guy I'd been seeing for a few weeks. It was his wife calling to find out what was going on with us. He told me he was separated. He left his kids home alone to hook up with me. FML
Today, I called back a number I'd recently missed a call from. To my surprise, it was my boyfriend's fiancée's number. I've been with him four years, he's been with her for six. Turns out, not only is he a cheating jerk, but technically I'M the other woman. FML
Today, when I woke up I checked my phone for messages, only to hear a woman screaming that I have been sleeping with her husband and that she is sending her 'people' after me. I have never met said husband. I panicked for hours, only to receive a call telling me she had dialed the wrong number. FML
Today, my husband left his phone at home. I looked through his contacts and found a person named "The Bitch." Being very curious, I called "The Bitch" to see who it was. My phone rang. FML
Today, I figured out why the man I've been seeing for 3 years hasn't asked for my hand in marriage. His current wife called me and told me all about it. FML
Today, I received a phone call from the number of a "single" guy I met online. It was his wife, who is three months pregnant. She threatened to kick my ass. FML
Today, I called my boyfriend and a woman answered. Turns out, she's also his girlfriend. She broke up with me on his behalf. FML
Today, I called one of my old coworkers to see how she was doing. My boyfriend answered the phone. FML
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Top comments
zuli_fml 0
FYL if you didn't know he was married. YDI if you did know. HDI either way.
hahaha6 0
Well, it IS impossible to be someone else.
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Comments (48)
hahaha6 0
Well, it IS impossible to be someone else.
zuli_fml 0
FYL if you didn't know he was married. YDI if you did know. HDI either way.
MermaidSongXOXO 6
Dating a married man, huh? Well, I guess he needed two ladies... Double da sammiches.
ccftw 0
win
anonymous595 0
hahaha funny:-P
perdix 31
Answer: Because he prefers plowing hot, wet and wild over cold, dry and dead. . . Next question?!
drewfus2 6
your picture kills me.
drewfus2 6
I was referring to the person above nw, not perdix
Vintage_Cola 29
...what the **** did I just read?
perdix 31
This is written so badly. I'll bet the wife wants to know why her husband's phone has the OP's number on it. The way it's written suggests that the wife has the OP's phone and discovered her husband's number on it, but how could she call the OP with her own phone and the OP answer the same phone? Quantum mechanics? Thanks for making Texas schools look good.
MermaidSongXOXO 6
I was thinking the same thing. If people post FMLs, it should at least have proper sentence structure.
hahaha6 0
Well, if the wife looked at the phone and saw that some random woman was calling it, she would wonder why the other woman (the OP) would have her husband's number. Now, would the question, "Why are you calling my husbands phone?" make more sense? Yes, but what the OP wrote is clear to me.
MermaidSongXOXO 6
That'd make sense, but the OP is the one who got called.
Puolukka 4
Yea...DUH! The OP got called because the wife saw on her husband's phone that the OP's number has been texting or calling him...it's not that difficult to understand -_-
MermaidSongXOXO 6
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ryanryanryan12 0
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perdix 31
Puolukka, why did you take your picture down from your profile? You're beautiful.
Brave_Sir_Robin 4
If the OP wasn't him, and the wife was on the other end, and the husband is ded, then who was phone?
anonymous69_fml 0
haven't I read this at least 30 times already? ****! get some new stories!
The_Pleb 0
Hes bored make him a sammich and youve won him, o yeah and forget the other woman THIS IS NOT A FML
atty11 0
sucks for you. unless you knew he was married/involved, then you deserve it.
Jotham 0
Why was the next FML deleted? That was more of an FML than this