Today, I was let go from my balloon-selling job at the zoo. They put a new monkey cage in my designated spot. I was literally fired so a monkey could take my place. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I got fired from my volunteer job. FML
Today, I was fired from my local animal shelter. I was a volunteer and am currently in school for veterinary technology. My education made the paid staff at the shelter feel threatened. FML
Today, I was punched in the balls by a monkey. FML
Today, I got fired from my job where you build teddy bears. I got fired not because I did anything wrong, just because they don't like my personality. I'd never worked with my boss, and that means all the employees that work there had a meeting about me, and all confirmed they don't like me. FML
Today, I was walking at a section of the zoo where you are in the cage, and the monkeys are climbing outside of the cage. I was having a great time until I looked up and one of the monkeys urinated all over my face. Not only did everyone see, but there was no way for me to shower for six hours. FML
Today, I learned not to get a job as an elephant keeper at the zoo when the water at home is out for a week for renovations. FML
Today, I got fired. Yesterday was my birthday and I was told I was getting a promotion. FML
Today, I got fired after three days at my new job. They told me it was because of downsizing. They were still interviewing people and had a help wanted sign in the window. FML
Today, I got fired from my job. I worked for my parents. FML
Today, I was let go at work. About 2 years ago, we had hired an eager-to-learn "assistant" for me. When they canned me, they let me know that I should've trained him faster so I could've been fired sooner. FML
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amerwin 3
I would've gone ape-shit.
bubble25_fml 5
I don't know what's sadder, that you were fired and replaced by a monkey, or that you are actually depressed you lost your job as a balloon vendor...
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Comments (152)
jordanprodigy023 0
YDI for having a balloon selling job. And also YDI for havin a job where a wild animal can take over for you
5t3ff1k4h 47
Maybe it's the only one they could get. Considering the lack of available jobs, I'd take it. It's money, honey.
Bofopio 0
so easy monkey can do it. I'll go bananas if i was you.
mariazzz 5
they trained a monkey to do a better job than you lol. FYL!
duravian 1
looks like a certain monkey is bout to get capped....
rallets 23
sounds pretty bananas, you shouldve stopped monkeying around
niiick97_fml 3
^win
bubble25_fml 5
I don't know what's sadder, that you were fired and replaced by a monkey, or that you are actually depressed you lost your job as a balloon vendor...
gamercanadian 11
go back there n say that I wanna move I. with my bro, they'll understand
bubble25_fml 5
ah, i see what u did there!^
leeshxx 3
they made a monkey outta you!
reasonable87 0
damn monkeys sneaking across the border and stealing our jobs!!
wisericky 12
they toke our jobzz.
krazygirl100 9
they took our jobs
Xravak 0
Well it couldn't have been paying THAT much, but if I were you I'd stell the monkey.
mariazzz 5
you'd what? Stell? or spank? lol
Xravak 0
Steal, my bad. Tried to correct but ******* anti-flood.
mariazzz 5
I prefer spanking the monkey ;) lol
smileycyrus 0
And you're not, it's monkies.
craphappened 4
I certainly hope you're being sarcastic about the correction, Miss Cyrus.
ViolentBears 0
The plural of monkey is monkeys. Nice try though.
sixtimessix 0
LOL 98 you suck.
Xravak 0
Kinky.
Xravak 0
>_> steal*
FaRt_cHeEsE 0
lmao
totalcoolkid 1
ikr, he only lost $5 a week lol :p
aussie_gemini 5
you banana fyl
sgenfkshe 5
haha yup I would have wanted to see the co-workers face sososo badd! lol
amerwin 3
I would've gone ape-shit.
Xravak 0
Clever...
04VWR32 6
I see what you did there...
NineFishMffns_fml 0
Lol!
Autoshot 9
Well played.
nohugs4u 8
Well played
5up3rTAN 0
good.....I hate balloons and any affiliation to them
rabbit_is_crazy 0
interesting
maa_rico 4
I know right? Raw sex is better. :D
bubble25_fml 5
then why do you stuff your bra with water balloons?? burn!!! I'm on a roll today!!
persianjr 15
29. you can have cooked sex?
Bi_Winning_Bro 0
Yup. I like my women 'well done'.
ulicksam 0
Your career is ruined. FYL.
mariazzz 5
LOL
daywalker26 0
that's racist
cptmorgan15 2
To be fair, monkeys are kind of smart.
cptmorgan15 2
We'd all be out of jobs if that was possible.