inappropes
United States
Today, at work I did inventory with my boss. He did the top shelves and I did the bottom ones. By the end, my knees were dirty and sore. I went home and my roommate asked me how my day went. I absent-mindedly said, "My boss had me on my knees all day." He hasn't stopped laughing. FML
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drayloon 50
Bad time to announce that you got a raise?
Tripartita 45
I bet you could interrupt his laughter by adding, "and now I can't get the taste of cum out of my mouth."
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Comments (23)
Casual_Cthulhu 12
Now you know the secret to moving up in the world.
Lucario227 22
Well, that blows.
Tripartita 45
I bet you could interrupt his laughter by adding, "and now I can't get the taste of cum out of my mouth."
MyUsernameisEpic 29
That would be quite distasteful.
Kingbenford 12
FYL, but that's funny
drayloon 50
Bad time to announce that you got a raise?
Lalala579121 28
And so did the boss.
mbrigham1223 5
* absent mindedly
Lalala579121 28
OP also absent-mindedly typed the FML.
Goblin182 27
I think absent mindlessly fits here.
chrisbeaudoin 26
It's just a tiny typo
TacoTheDank 27
Did you mean absentmindedly?
kenken5 16
I work at a kayak rental and am on my knees on the dock all day so they are trashed by the end of my shift. I always watch myself to not say I was on my knees all day at work, my friends would have a field day with that
hoosiergirl94 31
Oh come on. That was funny!
deathshead 19
It's okay, I wash dishes, so everyday at work I get wet
Lepisma 38
I work in a veterinary office, so I spend every day catering to bitches and ******* - often on my knees!