Today, I was walking down the street and I saw my brother on the other side of the road. He lives overseas and always told me he would visit when I least expected it. When I saw him, I got so excited I jumped on his back, screaming his name. It wasn't my brother. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I found out that while I was on vacation my neighbor had let my brother into my apartment. I don't have a brother. FML
Today, I went to pick up my little brother from his friend's house. When I got there, he ran off screaming that he didn't know me. His friend's parents believed him. FML
Today, at the airport, I was waiting for my best friend who's been away for over a year. I spotted her, ran over, yelled her name, and jumped on her back. It wasn't her. It was a complete stranger who was somehow more terrified than I was embarrassed. FML
Today, I was walking home from the store when I saw my uncle. I went over and gave him a surprise hug. He grabbed my ass. He wasn't really my uncle. FML
Today, I was told I have a brother… By a stranger in a parking lot, while leaving my grandfather's wake. FML
Today, I went to meet the girl I'd been talking to online for a while, and fallen in love with. When I arrived at her house, my brother answered the door and took a picture of my shocked face. He and his girlfriend had planned the entire thing because I'm apparently the most gullible member of the family. FML
Today, I showed up at my brother's house for a visit. Little did I know, there was a family gathering. My best friend was invited and I wasn't. She's "more fun and less awkward" than I am. FML
Today, my brother called me up. He said he needed to talk to me. Whenever someone says that, I naturally I get nervous. He said, "I gave one of my friends your number." I was shocked and asked why. "Your life makes me sad." FML
Today, on a dating site, I was matched with my brother, again. FML
Today, I found out via Facebook that my brother got engaged several days ago. Not only did he not tell me, but we live in the same house. FML
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Top comments
Fishque 0
??? Did you even read it?
imlaughingatyou 0
lol, its an honest mistake. you probably miss him so much you think everyone is him we've all done it anyway. lol
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snic 0
that would suck, like majorly lol
kennyFTW3fiddy 0
haha
blo0_starZz 0
there was smthn similar 2 this on GMH.. but her brother visited her while she was in class
meddude 0
alright does anyone know what's happening to FML comments? i've seen about three sets of comments show up in the past 10 seconds for this one FML...
blland 0
Comment moderated for rule-breaking.
dump him.
Fishque 0
??? Did you even read it?
TehGirreth 0
Clearly she was dating her brother. Why else would she have tried to handcuff him to the bed?
That_Sucks1997 6
For real? She can't dumb her brother
TallMist 32
1. Why is #11 above #3? 2. You don't dump your brother, unless you're into incest and you were dating him. 3. Even if it said "boyfriend" instead of "brother", why would the OP dump him for this? Because the OP hugged the wrong guy by mistake, OP should break up with her boyfriend (Again, if the person in question was boyfriend instead of brother)? Where's the logic?
effmalife 0
damn.. ive done stuff like that b4 haha once i saw my friend laura down the hall at school and i was excited to see her casue i had something to tell her and i ran down the hall jumping and screaming LAURA LAURA LAURA LAURA LAURA!!!!!!! and i ran up to give her a hug and it wasnt laura. lol sooo embarassing i always tell ppl THANK YOU when they do that to me cause it makes me know im not the only one out there who does it. =p
raabhimself 0
Yeah, c'mon I through a pen at a guy two seats up from me in class a week ago thinking it was my buddy just being a loser, It wasn't.. So what.. shit happens. You're to egotistical and freak out because you had an embarrassing moment so what, its not like you pissed yourself, and even if you did welcome to earth.
lawlawlawl 0
lol
snic 0
yea i did like the same thing semi happened to me, i was talking about my thong bugging me , like it was descriptive and i turn beside me to see why my sister wasn't replying ... it was a random stranger ... ugh!
cecily_potiuk 5
Yea... Been there done that LOL
imlaughingatyou 0
lol, its an honest mistake. you probably miss him so much you think everyone is him we've all done it anyway. lol
beccalee95 0
wow sorry that sucks good to know im not the only one : )
raabhimself 0
Big deal, I threw a pen at a guy who I thought was my buddy, turns out it wasn't. Shit happens, but it seems that you're so egotistical that anything that makes you stand out or embarrasses you is terrible. Welcome to the world, people make mistakes all the time, whether it spill something on your crotch or actually piss yourself, no one is perfect. It's not like the guy knocked you out, I'm sure he understood.