EllieJ
Today, I opened a cupboard and a brick fell on my head. The same brick my mum put up there to "keep it out of the way". FML
Collection
Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Same thing different taste
Anonymous
Caring
Today, I was rummaging about in the pantry. When I turned to walk away, the heavy pantry door fell off, struck me in the back of the head, and the wood surrounding the doorknob cracked. When my mom came home, she accused me of "property damage." FML
Anonymous
Walnut head
Today, after sweeping up a spill, I managed to break the cupboard door. With my head. FML
imalwaystired
France
Today, I opened the cabinet to take a pill for my headache. After taking the pill, I turned around and smashed my head on the open cabinet door. FML
dammit
United States
Today, my nap was cut short by three bricks flying through my window. FML
Michael
Australia
Today, while taking pills for a headache, I threw my head back to help get the pills down, and in the process, whacked it against the brick windowsill behind me. FML
Cupboard? More like headboard
United States
Health hazard
Today, my mom always forgets to close the cupboards in the kitchen. She's not tall enough to hit her head on them, but I am. I have done so at least a dozen times in the past week. I swear, I'm gonna knock myself out on those cupboards one of these days. FML
horp
Torrington, United States
Today, I was having lunch and I started throwing crumbs at my friend at the other table. Then I accidentally hit the kid next to him. He got really mad and came over and hit me in the shoulder with a brick. A brick. He just had a brick in his bag. FML
Anonymous
I don't know my strength
Today, I got home to my wife surrounded by plaster, old cement and bricks, and a fucking massive hole in the kitchen wall leading through into next door's kitchen. Apparently she tried to put up a shelf and the wall “fell down”. FML
Anonymous
This FML is from back in 2013 but it's good stuff
Sylvania, United States
Slasher
Today, my mom bumped into a table with a glass vase on it. Seeing that the vase was about to fall, I lunged to catch it. Before I got there, the vase fell and shattered, resulting in me diving into the broken shards. FML
anonymous
United States
Today, I was bet 100 dollars that I couldn't break a piece off a brick with my head. I couldn't, and I have two gashes in my head now. FML
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tencentsakiss 19
Why exactly would you store your bricks indoors?
Evii_fml 5
Hahahaha I'm sorry but that's hilarious! Hope you're okay! =)
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Evii_fml 5
Hahahaha I'm sorry but that's hilarious! Hope you're okay! =)
Codezlol 21
For some reason when I picture someone getting hit in the head with a brick I picture that home alone scene lol! :)
johnnybagodonuts 2
so does everybody that has ever seen that movie
rallets 23
brick squad!! flocka!!
mendozaale 0
i think everyone has watched that movie
playboyintown 4
#1 i am ready to get hit by a brick if you ask me the same :)
anonymous595 0
haha well put
mk58 31
Ummm, just a little creepy? ^
syddyb 0
Haha, may I ask why there was even a brick in your house to be kept in a cupboard? So strange. (:
playboyintown 4
114# exactly my thoughts :) we think the same way, isn't it? lol
ydi_4_suking 20
so why not put the brick under the kitchen sink or bathroom sink. maybe the garage. instead of in the cupboard
khaya 9
Is this the same brick your mother killed your father with? I'm pretty sure your mom just marked her next victim. RUN.
dcam13 19
yeah that's where i store my bricks too...
YoItsMegan 0
hahaha this is probably the dumbest fml ever. who puts a spare brick on top of their cabinet?
joeishome1 0
hey Erik I'm Erik idk y I made it either but it's cool
bowchickawowbone 0
FYL for coming out of a dumbass' ****** who puts spare bricks in the cupboard.
Mr_Questions 0
What f
Mr_Questions 0
What fell on OPs head? A) A Brick B) Balls C) OPs Mother D) More Balls
ISinSoDoYou 0
a brick a day keeps the doctors awa-...oh nvm.
wampusman 2
you're hot
zDylanz 6
81, just because you see an attractive girl on the internet doesn't mean you have to try and talk to her. K?
JusTiN5896 0
You hotttt!!!
zDylanz 6
Because everyone has bricks sitting around the house ;D. Mabey we should start a brick collection?
fooch 0
And you keep random bricks because…?
MyMuse7 0
a brick in the cupboard? I just don't get it lol
pancakerocks 1
y cant he just say cabinet. at least thats what i think hes going for.
Hmmm_ok 0
lol.. op must be fat.. cause this sound like a fat trap.
shanemc1991 0
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Adorlee 11
It's a boobie trap!
chell1894 13
exactly... first off why is there a random brick in your kitchen that needed to be put out of the way?
jewels1877 0
Brick house.. Brick head.
miss_fab 0
haha funny
chell1894 13
hahaha... she's a brick house
katjafro 3
haha maybe she wanted it to fall on your head :)
tencentsakiss 19
Why exactly would you store your bricks indoors?
nocanhaz 4
Because if it were stored outside it might acquire abandonment issues.
Basket_Case_ 0
robbers.
zowieandzander77 1
There are plenty of reasons to keep a brick in the kitchen. They are often used to press chicken while roasting and also used to weight down pans when making pressed sandwiches etc.
mismonroe 0
Often? I've never heard of either of those methods.
zowieandzander77 1
google bricks and cooking there are over 25 recipes for brick chicken. Its delicious.
ImaginaryFoe 1
I was originally thinking the same as tencents but #103 reminded me that when I used to bake, I used a brick on top of a sheet pan to chill pie crusts. Also, pressed sandwiches.
TheDrifter 24
I just use a hot cast iron frying pan. Works great and no chance of brick dust sandwiches.
nohugs4u 8
Who got the idea that the brick was used in the kitchen
capslockisgood 19
To keep them safe from brick thieves.
Codezlol 21
Coulda been worse. It could have been a grenade.
020266t 5
win
auren15 9
it could have been a live grenade
KiddNYC1O 22
6- Funny shit.
Super_Salo 0
Wouldn't it have detonated beforehand if that were the case?
Delta_0DST 12
Pin attached to door, grenade falls down when door opened. End of story.
sweet_candy_ 17
They should have been stored somewhere else not in the cupboard.
_Itz_Meena_ 0
I know right.
ckyorelse 18
brick brick brick brick, it's fun
JenL_fml 7
oh crap. i saw this after i posted mine. xD
KillerKittieKat 4
hahahahahahahaha! you are a very awesome person sir. an adult who watches kid shows.... we will all be kids at heart! haha
shibainu519 0
obviously you're not ready to rescue the princess, Mario.
sgenfkshe 5
lololol
jazziness 12
I do not get it
playboyintown 4
jazziness your childhood is a failure. I'm extremely sorry.
DocBastard 40
Wait, let me get this straight. Her childhood is a failure because she didn't waste her childhood playing worthless video games? Is that what you're telling me? I'd say that makes her a winner, pal.
cricketlover 0
wow, pwned
Suchagoonnn 4
no doc. just no. youd have to live under a rock to not even know about mario. that does not make her a winner.
memo619 0
question is, why do just have a random brick in your house?
jess6blondie9 3
Everyone has a random brick in their house. Where have you been lately!
persianjr 15
I know right? I keep mine in my pillow. makes everything nice and fluffy. :D
memo619 0
clearly ive been living under a rock damn these trends
A7X_LoVeee 10
I collect bricks.
jess6blondie9 3
Me too. I have bricks in all shapes and sizes. I think I'm going to sale them on eBay.
EmoLover681 0
lmaooo xD bricks are for smart people who need fluffy-ness & sucurity (;
jess6blondie9 3
Yep, you got that right. I keep a brick in my purse, just in case someone tries to mug me, or cut me in line at Taco Bell.