MC
Canada
Today, I was so drunk that I gave my mom's number instead of mine to the really cute guy I met at the bar. FML
Collection
Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Same thing different taste
piliseep
Booze confused
Today, I realized that I accidentally said my phone number wrong when I was giving it to a really smart, cute guy with all the same interests as me that I met at a bar last night. I'd had a few drinks and had gotten the middle three digits mixed up. FML
3some? uh, no
Dominican Republic
Today, I finally found the courage to ask a guy I like out for a drink. He accepted, we drank, and when it came time to go home, I half-drunkenly left him my number. Once I got back home, I realized I'd actually given him my dad's number instead. FML
mrdave
Canada
Today, I looked in my pocket for the phone number of a girl I met last night at a party. I remembered us talking and exchanging phone numbers. When I found the piece of paper, I discovered that instead of writing her number down, I had drunkenly written down my own. FML
Austin Franklin
United States
Today, I decided to hit on a very attractive girl. I guess I was too drunk to remember it was my family reunion. FML
vcarder
Newton, United States
Party hard
Today, I met a really nice girl at a club. One thing led to another, and she told me to meet her out front in 5 minutes. I was so drunk that I stumbled into the restroom instead, then curled up on the floor crying in despair when I realized my mistake. FML
Anonymous
Piedmont, United States
Today, I joined my friends out birthday clubbing. After I'd gotten a little drunk, a few guys asked for my number. I rattled off random numbers, until I accidentally said my mother's. Guess who woke up to a text at 2:17 in the morning, containing a picture of a penis. FML
Anonymous
Party animal
Today, I got this beautiful girl's number at a bar. After the night was over, I was pretty drunk and sent too many drunk Snapchats. When I'd sobered up, I deleted them. She asked why I deleted them, so I said because I was drunk and didn't remember what I sent. She hasn't messaged me back since. FML
Dave
Brookfield, United States
Fat chance
Today, I left my number on my receipt for a cute waitress. As I was leaving the bar, she came running out and called me over. I obviously got excited. Turns out I'd forgotten to sign my slip. FML
hugme101
Canada
Today, after a long time convincing my parents that my boyfriend is really a good guy, not only did he decide to come by the house completely drunk, but he also ended up trying to kiss my mom, thinking it was me. FML
wtf mom
Santa Cruz, United States
Today, my very drunk mom called me to confess that she was the girl that my boyfriend left me for two years ago. FML
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Nyolia 11
Would you like a side of epic with that fail?
asianpandabear 0
That's gonna be one awkward phone call.
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Nyolia 11
Would you like a side of epic with that fail?
SNL 2
Lolz! Ikr such a fail. x)
fanceh 10
at least your mom won't be lonely.
Jvr91 8
That's nice to give your mom a hook up
Iamnotmyself 17
Drunk you: hehe, I'll give him my moms number, he'll be like, she got older hehehe
linstar 13
Maybe you were subconsciously ****-blocking yourself. Or maybe you are one hell of a wing man for ya mum.
zachherbert 10
This is the real eHarmony.
Mandy0325 1
surprised you remembered..
DrIDGAF 7
Your Mom just evolved into a Cougar! Would you like to give it a nickname?
mikelust1977 7
you need to go to AA
andy_l 14
She gave it to grandma who now, has a 30-year-old boy toy.
Jaimegirl 7
I'm not so sure he would actually be really cute if you drunk enough that you didn't remember to give him your own phone number...
Keyman1212 14
Can anyone say Threesome? Possible foursome if Granny wants any...
SherryA 15
Hahaha. That would be pretty nasty :P
Keyman1212 14
To you maybe (;
Iamnotmyself 17
-70 I guess if that's ALL you'd go for in Texas. Try Vegas family reunion's.
Brool_Story_Co 17
66- Why the **** would you want a threesome with your mom?
SherryA 15
Yuck.. Just the though of my mother (who has like triple Ds) and my grandmother (who is on a breathing machine) participating in intercourse with me just seems.... Gross... Thanks for the visual though. Not. (o:
cuervoDpoe 3
what exactly does the Z in LOL stand for? Last i checked LOL was an acronym . . . and the Z isn't cute
teeny54 10
haha thats so awesome you made a pokemon reference it took me a second to realize why it sounded famliar
juicedboi 7
I am waiting for the guy to write an FML when he meets up with her. Although depending on your mum, he may start MyLifeIsFuckingAmazing.com 77- I dunno you would be surprised what could excite you
Friaza 29
Who said her mum was single?
thebombdotcom44 6
Uhm are you sure he was really cute? Or was that just cause you were drunk...?
asianpandabear 0
That's gonna be one awkward phone call.
lmfaoooooooooo 4
Tell her it's her birthday gift
EvilPotato 15
I can see it now OP goes to the bar and see's her mom belly dancing with the guy.
confusey 2
Well maybe he wasn't that cute anyways.. you were drunk afterall.
Nhanzter 5
****** boob.
Tomatobee 4
Wow, that didn't take long to get moderated at all! Impressive, mods, veerrry impressive.
Tomatobee 4
Ehh. He was probably old and creepy anyway. You were just too drunk to tell.
aFatFuck 0
So he will be a perfect fit for her mom? FML turned into a FTW
Max24KB 0
damn lol I read your bio thing and you should be on a do saques(?) superbowl commercial hahaha most interesting woman ever lmfao
ghm1234 0
His comment made me look ^.^ how the hell do you play ice ice baby on wine glasses!
techweed 12
She must have been like "I got a phone call from a guy saying he wants to talk to that drunk bitch he met at the club, what do you know about that?"
Rico_Mal1116 0
Dayum! Next time try not to get so drunk, and at least nothing worse happen.
JaykeXD 9
"what do u mean ur a 36 year old married woman?! Damn I gotta lay off the booze"
JenDanielle917 13
36? with a 21+ year old? WTF.
JaykeXD 9
well its a mom...
asianpandabear 0
-10 actually the drinking age is lower in canada. not sure about ontario but it's around 19 or something. but yea...that's still a young age to have a kid
RandomHavoc1 13
18 I think. Google, my friends. :D
JenDanielle917 13
Have fun explaining that to your mother.
mexicotoucher 7
Pretend it's a gift for your mother.
AcidLacedBong 5
Hey at least ur moms gonna get some good dick!! Maybe u can tag team it!!
bananabuttercup 8
It is weird beyond belief that you actually typed those words. How could you not be disgusted by yourself?
danielreader22 4
I guess when your name is 'AcidLacedBong,' that's to be expected.
koe4 0
and thats just last week...
cuervoDpoe 3
@47 AGREED
AcidLacedBong 5
Wow people it's called a joke.... FYL for not seeing that
SherryA 15
Well obviously nobody likes your joke.
Most_Dope 0
Bad joke is bad.
dreawlkr523 0
Watch he starts dating your mom.