Stupid
Today, I got a call from my boyfriend's wife. He's still saying he is not married. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Same thing different taste
scumbag
United States
Today, I got a call from the guy I have been seeing. I wasn't him. It was his wife wondering why I have her husband's number. FML
Anna
United States
Spiderman meme
Today, I called back a number I'd recently missed a call from. To my surprise, it was my boyfriend's fiancée's number. I've been with him four years, he's been with her for six. Turns out, not only is he a cheating jerk, but technically I'M the other woman. FML
Anonymous
Today, I called my boyfriend and a woman answered. Turns out, she's also his girlfriend. She broke up with me on his behalf. FML
omgitserika
United States
Doubling down
Today, I thought my online boyfriend was calling me, so the first line I said was "Hey, Baby." His wife answered with, "This is Jenny. Who's this?" After speaking for thirty minutes, I found out he's married, fifty-eight, and has two kids. I'm seventeen. FML
Toloveornottolove
Canada
Today, my boyfriend proposed. I was about to call my parents and tell them we're getting married, but they called me first to announce they're getting a divorce. FML
notahomewrecker
United States
Today, I got a call from the guy I'd been seeing for a few weeks. It was his wife calling to find out what was going on with us. He told me he was separated. He left his kids home alone to hook up with me. FML
that one anon
San Diego, United States
Today, I called one of my old coworkers to see how she was doing. My boyfriend answered the phone. FML
debiebs
Salvador, Brazil
Today, I found out that my boyfriend has a Facebook account. He said he didn't have one. Apparently he's not divorced after all. FML
3yrneveragainn
Today, I figured out why the man I've been seeing for 3 years hasn't asked for my hand in marriage. His current wife called me and told me all about it. FML
sunkissedberries
United States
Today, I ran into my boyfriend. The same guy that told me he was still in Florida with his family. FML
Top comments
manb91uk 22
He might not be once she gets through with the divorce... Maybe you should play the same game and insist you're single and don't have a boyfriend?
alycion 39
Exes have claimed to be currents to prevent the other from moving on. Hope you aren’t dealing with a crazy ex.
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Comments (18)
bloopaloop 27
Jerry! Jerry! Jerry!
manb91uk 22
He might not be once she gets through with the divorce... Maybe you should play the same game and insist you're single and don't have a boyfriend?
RichardPencil 32
She’s probably his stalker! I’m going to tell your story to my wife, Alexandra Ocasio-Cortez, she’ll get a kick out of it!
Lor'ren Galloway 5
the hell is up with the AOC comments. how is this relevant
RichardPencil 32
First, I apologize in advance to everyone who got the joke in the first place. OK, Lor'ren. The joke was that the "wife" was just some rando that is under the delusion she's married to the OP's boyfriend. Obviously, I'm not married to AOC (yet!), so claiming to be married to her is just as absurd. You're never too old to have a schoolboy crush, at least I'm not.
wanted_2_want 40
“I’m not married. My wife is the married one”.
Shaik Shamir 7
"I didn't marry her, she married me!"
Paul B. Gyurcsanszky 14
Just remember if you’re the side chick chances are you aren’t the only one he’s cheating on his wife with.
alycion 39
Exes have claimed to be currents to prevent the other from moving on. Hope you aren’t dealing with a crazy ex.
julfunky 29
So you hope he is a cheating jerkoff? Honestly, I’ll take a crazy ex over being heartbroken.
mackdeezy 22
Seeing as how everyone makes a good point, ie thwre any more you can add, OP?
Soviet Chilingulo 7
So your EX is still lying. 🤔
stormy0307 16
Could be the boyfriends ex just trying to screw with him and op.
acmariner99 25
Run!
Traveling_Book 9
So either he’s lying or she’s his crazy ex trying to break you guys up. Either one sounds like a situation I’d want to avoid.