Today, I got a call from the guy I'd been seeing for a few weeks. It was his wife calling to find out what was going on with us. He told me he was separated. He left his kids home alone to hook up with me. FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I got a call from the guy I have been seeing. I wasn't him. It was his wife wondering why I have her husband's number. FML
Today, I was talking to a nice guy on a dating app and we exchanged numbers. Later, I got a call. It was his wife asking me to stop talking to her husband. FML
Today, my husband decided to start seeing other people. I found out when I called and interrupted his date. FML
Today, I found out the guy I was seeing was married, with a kid, when his wife sent me a friend request on Facebook. FML
Today, I went to a social event with a very attractive male co-worker. Things were going awesome, we were flirting and really hitting it off. Then his 'wife' called. FML
Today, I received a phone call from the number of a "single" guy I met online. It was his wife, who is three months pregnant. She threatened to kick my ass. FML
Today, a guy I went out with twice, and slept with once, came knocking on my door, hysterically crying. Apparently his wife found out about “us” and kicked him out. He’s now asking where he can put his stuff, since he’s now homeless. I had no idea he was married, and she’s now looking to fight me. FML
Today, I got a call from my boyfriend's wife. He's still saying he is not married. FML
Today, I met a wonderful man and agreed to go on a date. Halfway through the date, he started telling about how much he hates his wife. And his four kids. I texted him after I walked out, saying not to call me again. He agreed. His wife didn't. FML
Today, I found out through Instagram that the guy I'm dating has a wife and two kids. FML
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Top comments
premiermois 5
You and the wifey need to kick his ass.
Iwannabetreo 11
I feel more sorry for the kids than you, honestly.
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Comments (53)
premiermois 5
You and the wifey need to kick his ass.
WhoIsThe 7
Well I would feel special...
THEsuperMANLYman 10
Now thats what i call dedication ;)
PurpleKuSh_fml 0
wow wat a ignorant punk ass bitch
MasterOfTheXP 2
At least now someone who lied to both you and his wife is now in trouble. :)
Towelie_31 0
#3 she said the wife wanted to know what was going on between them, obviously meaning the wife wanted to know if they were having sex, and interested in making it a threeway. He aint in trouble
kayladance101 13
kick* not kiss
kayladance101 13
wow my otheer comment disappeared. u shud find him and kick his butt
Iwannabetreo 11
I feel more sorry for the kids than you, honestly.
cerulean_rules 2
Yeah their lives are more f***ed than yours.
OMGFYLHARD 0
Comment moderated for rule-breaking.
sounds like the wife wants in. men arent hard to please what a fail for not keeping his attention to rige not op
MissOriginal 0
I hate men sometimes... dont get married if u dont want the ability to sleep around like a man ***** stripped away.... and how old are the kids exactly????
Mcstud1y 30
10 I hope you know that all men aren't like that. Just the occasional piece of shit
spursunited 19
I mean honestly though. Guys get the stereotype as being shit shacks, to the point where it's expected of us to be dickwads and it's a surprise and a treat if you're not a total douche canoe
SomeGuy449 0
FYL. Blame the man because he lied. But YDI because you shouldn't sleep with people who say they're separated. Separated means that you're thinking of getting divorced. It also means you're thinking of staying together.
vetter_fml 0
Some people know they want to get divorced but certain places require a certain amount of separation before it's granted.
time4coffee 3
Separated can mean too many things, avoid anyone who used that line. Tell them you'll wait till the divorce to be final.
shadow455 2
yea my dad said he was seperated to my mum when he met her then she later found out he was still married and didnt apply for a divorce for another 2 years
charlotte100 2
Or the law requires a couple to separate at least a year before eligible for a divorce.
Luckster 0
It's not really your problem. It's his now.