Today, I figured out why the man I've been seeing for 3 years hasn't asked for my hand in marriage. His current wife called me and told me all about it. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, my boyfriend of 3 years proposed without a ring. He told me he would get it once his divorce papers are final. I didn't know he was married. FML
Today, I got a call from the guy I have been seeing. I wasn't him. It was his wife wondering why I have her husband's number. FML
Today, I found out the man I have a date with next week is married. FML
Today, I found out the man I've been wanting to marry for a year and a half wants us to take a break. FML
Today, I found out the guy I've been dating for 5 months is engaged to his girlfriend of 3 years. I found out as we were talking, waiting for him to come outside after work. FML
Today, I found out that my engagement ring was actually my husband's ex-fiancée's. FML
Today, I learned that the girl I've been seeing for 6 months is actually married. She just dates me when her husband is pissing her off. FML
Today, I found out that my fiancée wishes she'd never said yes when I proposed, as she is in love with another man, and has been hiding their relationship for years. FML
Today, I found out that the coworker I refused to leave my wife for is now happily married with someone else, while I'm now divorced. FML
Today, after a year and half of being single, I was asked out on a date. I was asked by a married man. FML
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Top comments
zp5 4
Kick him in the balls. Oh, wait, he must not have any, considering his current wife had to tell you.
prettyflyforawhi 0
3 years and you didn't know?
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Comments (85)
prettyflyforawhi 0
3 years and you didn't know?
Lustuu_fml 14
Yes, OP is obviously stupid and blind!
Idc666 0
To be fair, off the top of my head I can think of several reasons why the OP might not have known about the wife: 1. The wife was deployed over seas 2. The wife was in jail for a time 3. The husband and wife were separated, but not yet divorced 4. The wife might have had a job that required her to be away from home for long periods of time (biologists, geologists, etc, all have lengthy field expeditions) 5. It was a long distance relationship 6. The wife was in a coma (it could happen! ;p ) or otherwise in a hospital for a lengthy time. By no means am I saying that these are excuses or that what that guy did was okay; he's still a liar and a cheat. But unless the OP was in denial, there are situations where someone can more easily hide the fact that they are married.
icecream777 0
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redbluegreen 41
What an odd place to start the alphabet.
fakeaccountX 6
K.....
babyyappld 7
y??
m0tl3ycru3qwr 0
u?
UnearthlyEnemy 9
you mad, sis?
kkbabe01xo 0
ouch. :/ i'm sorry
xMafia 0
Give him aids. Always works.
MonkeyMan03 0
no, because she has to get aids first
naximus93 0
What is your point, 43?
emotive_fml 0
#43: Think outside the box. =) She can give the guy aids even if she doesn't have them. All she needs to do is go to an AIDS clinic, find someone who has AIDS, and then stab him/her with something. For the sake of argument, we'll say she stabs someone with a fork. After she has done this all she needs to do it stab her ex-boyfriend with the fork. Now he has AIDS and she doesn't. Although, after all of that, she may not have AIDS but she'll have a court date and a prison sentence.
xMafia 0
exactly. (:
Courtney_Sanders 6
Sounds like #50 has given some previous thought to a situation like this.. I feel bad for the guy who ever cheats on her!
zp5 4
Kick him in the balls. Oh, wait, he must not have any, considering his current wife had to tell you.
GreatGeak 8
well spoken
cheerchika 0
agreed
EvilDave 13
Yes, physically attack him so he will have a legal reason (self-defense) to knock her teeth out.
FYLDeep 26
I'm surprised he made it that long. He must be some kind of professional dirtbag. Much better than your average run-of-the-mill dirtbag.
unidentified_sta 5
Dirtbag hierarchy, would ascending the ranks be figuratively speaking stooping lower or being above it all?
starile 20
I suppose it'd progress to certain other types of bags, like scumbag, douchebag, shitbag...
154rct 7
this doesn't suprise me
Awesome_gay_fml_fml 0
Sux 2 b you
ruby84 1
I swear I have the same problem!
alwa7sh 2
Are you sure it is because they really have wives?
ruby84 1
ma 7ada 7aka ma3ak ya "wa7ish"
abdali 0
It seems that I'm not the only arabian here :D
ruby84 1
I guess not :)
xMafia 0
Yeah take it further. Like I said, give him aids. :D