Today, due to my blood pressure, I've begun getting an agonising migraine every time I get increased heart rate from arousal. We’re supposed to be trying for our first baby, but we’ve not had successful sex in weeks because I can’t last until orgasm before I feel like my head is splitting open. FML
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A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, if my blood pressure rises too high I get migraines that cripple me for days, even with medication. I can’t let myself get stressed, I can’t exercise, I can’t stand up too fast if I’ve been sitting or lying down, I definitely can’t have sex, and I also can’t drink coffee. Someone shoot me. FML
Today, I was diagnosed with a condition where blood vessels in my brain spasm just before orgasm, resulting in me getting a wicked migraine that lasts for days. The only cure? No more orgasms. FML
Today, my doctor told me that I suffer from orgasm migraines. Basically, I get an intense migraine that lasts for hours after I have an orgasm. FML
Today, we tried to have sex for the first time but I got so excited my blood pressure shot up and I got a nosebleed that didn't fully stop for nearly 30 minutes. Then when we tried again she accidentally headbutted me. The new bleeding still hasn't stopped and I'm feeling very lightheaded. FML
Today, during sex, I was getting close to climax, which is unusual for me due to personal issues. However, I got a piercing headache and had to stop. I later found out my birth control can cause sex headaches and the best way to avoid them is to avoid orgasms. FML
Today, I found out that because of my high blood pressure I can't have sex for one month. My wedding is next weekend and the following two weeks are my honey moon. FML
Today, I learned that pregnancy makes me more prone to migraines, but the only pain killer I can take makes me vomit. So I have to choose between being in pain and vomiting for hours on end. FML
Today, I found out the trigger to my horrendous, disgustingly painful migraines that last up to 5 days is... Pain. My migraines are literally causing themselves. FML
Today, I wondered if my orgasms are worth the bother, seeing as I get horrible "I feel like I'm dying" cramps every time I climax. FML
Today, I went to the ER due to intense headaches. My partner was unable to go with me so he called his father to drive me. My father-in-law now knows that every time I orgasm my head feels like it will explode. He also knows that it happened 4 times last week. FML
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core01 30
Whoa. Get your blood pressure under control first. Babies aren't magically easier
Hangryko 32
Babies are going to have to wait; your health must take priority right now. This could create very serious consequences for you if it's not figured out and treated. Get checked out by your doctor ASAP.
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core01 30
Whoa. Get your blood pressure under control first. Babies aren't magically easier
Hangryko 32
Babies are going to have to wait; your health must take priority right now. This could create very serious consequences for you if it's not figured out and treated. Get checked out by your doctor ASAP.
Anderling 33
You can’t consider having and taking care of a baby unless and until you take care of yourself first. Babies can *also* cause elevated blood pressure from stress and lack of sleep. Do you want kiddo to lose you at two months old because of your blood pressure issues? Get a doctor.
Matt S "So it Goes." Trout 7
I know of people stateside who swear by a med called Prazosin which temporarily lowers your blood pressure (8 hours effect? I forget, I'm not medically qualified so this is pure anecdote here) - it's also effective against chronic anxiety and CPTSD induced nightmares. I also know of people stateside who swear by a company called united pharmacies (though a search on GoodRx may be more useful to find somewhere nearby) if your health insurance is for shit. You're still obligated to budget in a doctor's visit on the grounds that you want to be a live father rather than a dead sperm donor, but if I've correctly guessed the logistical issues involved in actually following their advice maybe the above will be of some use.
idragosani 17
Are you on blood pressure meds? If not, you need to see a doctor ASAP. If you are, you also need to see a doctor ASAP
BurnInDemonFire 39
The French call an ****** "le petit mort" or "little death". If you're not careful, you could have "le grand mort".
1known 34
That sucks, but you don’t need to ****** to cum.