Stupid
Today, I got a call from my boyfriend's wife. He's still saying he is not married. FML
Collection
Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Same thing different taste
scumbag
United States
Today, I got a call from the guy I have been seeing. I wasn't him. It was his wife wondering why I have her husband's number. FML
Anna
United States
Spiderman meme
Today, I called back a number I'd recently missed a call from. To my surprise, it was my boyfriend's fiancée's number. I've been with him four years, he's been with her for six. Turns out, not only is he a cheating jerk, but technically I'M the other woman. FML
Anonymous
Today, I called my boyfriend and a woman answered. Turns out, she's also his girlfriend. She broke up with me on his behalf. FML
omgitserika
United States
Doubling down
Today, I thought my online boyfriend was calling me, so the first line I said was "Hey, Baby." His wife answered with, "This is Jenny. Who's this?" After speaking for thirty minutes, I found out he's married, fifty-eight, and has two kids. I'm seventeen. FML
Toloveornottolove
Canada
Today, my boyfriend proposed. I was about to call my parents and tell them we're getting married, but they called me first to announce they're getting a divorce. FML
notahomewrecker
United States
Today, I got a call from the guy I'd been seeing for a few weeks. It was his wife calling to find out what was going on with us. He told me he was separated. He left his kids home alone to hook up with me. FML
that one anon
San Diego, United States
Today, I called one of my old coworkers to see how she was doing. My boyfriend answered the phone. FML
debiebs
Salvador, Brazil
Today, I found out that my boyfriend has a Facebook account. He said he didn't have one. Apparently he's not divorced after all. FML
3yrneveragainn
Today, I figured out why the man I've been seeing for 3 years hasn't asked for my hand in marriage. His current wife called me and told me all about it. FML
sunkissedberries
United States
Today, I ran into my boyfriend. The same guy that told me he was still in Florida with his family. FML
Top comments
manb91uk 22
He might not be once she gets through with the divorce... Maybe you should play the same game and insist you're single and don't have a boyfriend?
alycion 39
Exes have claimed to be currents to prevent the other from moving on. Hope you aren’t dealing with a crazy ex.
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Comments (18)
Hejira Hayes 8
If his wife's got a good head on her shoulders, y'all could meet him in a café and ask him WTF.
xrudeboyrock 29
Same thing happened to me. It's lots of fun.