Today, after I got lectured about not replying on the family group chat, I decided to wish everyone a good morning. No one responded. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I laughed at a joke in a group chat. No one else reacted. After five minutes, I realized I’d replied to a message from last week. I had to also pretend I hadn't noticed and sat in silence. FML
Today, I reacted at a group text joke that had already moved on three hours earlier. Everyone had stopped responding. My “HAHAHA” sat there alone like a ghost. FML
Today, I sent a message to vent about my boring team meeting to the team group chat instead of to my friend. Everyone responded with a virtual slow clap. FML
Today, feeling festive, I sent everyone on my phone's contact list a holiday message. Almost everyone replied back "who's this?" FML
Today, I kept restarting my internet, wondering why I wasn't receiving any messages from my friends. Then I realized they were all ignoring me. FML
Today, I wasn't able to reply to Facebook chat message immediately, so my friends planned a holiday and bought flights without me. FML
Today, I was upset with my girlfriend, but I didn't want to start an argument with her, so I didn't reply to her message immediately. She asked me what happened. I hesitated but explained nonetheless. She remained silent for almost an hour before replying she's busy at work, so she can't reply. Then why did she even bother to ask? FML
Today, my girlfriend accused me of not having any friends. So I sent out a mass text saying "Hey, what's up?" to prove her wrong. I didn't get any replies. FML
Today, I confirmed just how excluded I am by my very few friends. My messages in the group chat were completely ignored, yet another person was answered by multiple people within minutes. At least solitude can't let me down. FML
Today, my phone decided to delete all my numbers. I posted on Facebook that people should message or text me if they felt like I should have their number. I didn't get a single reply. FML
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Top comments
Paul B. Gyurcsanszky 14
Your family sounds really immature.
RichardPencil 32
They probably thought you were a spambot or a troll.
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Comments (10)
RichardPencil 32
They probably thought you were a spambot or a troll.
Nico711 17
All y’all are hypocrites
wanted_2_want 40
Karma’s a bitch.
Paul B. Gyurcsanszky 14
Your family sounds really immature.
slkeithh 14
why are family group chats even a thing
zuckerburg 21
there's a difference between ignoring family chat when a reply is expected, i.e "Are you coming over for dinner tonight?" vs "Good morning". Besides, they're just giving you a taste of your own medicine!
Sinshine 28
If someone wants a response from me they'll have to talk to me and not just dump it into some group chat. Who always reads everything in a group chat?
julfunky 29
I do. Because it could be directed at me. And I have two seconds to spare.
MikuandKaito 24
Maybe they meant replying to deeper conversations? Sure you say your good mornings, but I doubt your family would bother with group chat if that's all they did.
Sinshine 28
Family group chat that your expected to always read and reply to? That sounds pretty controlling and kinda creepy.