Today, I got a boner in the MRI machine while my pelvic bone was being scanned. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Same thing different taste
Today, I had to re-take an hour long MRI scan because I got an erection midway through. FML
Not now, Cooper
Today, I got a boner at the dentist's. FML
Today, I popped a boner while my braces were being tightened. FML
New sensation
Today, I learned I'm claustrophobic by having a raging oh-god-I'm-gonna-fucking-die panic attack while I was stuck inside an MRI scanner. FML
Tough
Today, I got prostate examination for the first time. Now I can't decide what's worse, the fact that I got a boner when the doctor inserted his finger, or the fact that my wife told the story to pretty much everybody we know. FML
Under the hood
Today, I blanked and forgot to take out my piercing before going for my MRI, even though the nurses asked me multiple times to make sure I had no metal on me before entering, you know, the big machine made of massive electromagnets. The piercing was on my clitoris. FML
Today, it was the third time in a row someone has lost a boner inside of me. FML
Today, I randomly got a boner while modeling a character's butt in animation class. FML
Today, I'm so sexually deprived, I got a boner from undressing a mannequin at work. FML
Today, I started my first training day using an MRI machine and completely forgot to remove my nipple piercings before I went in. I've never experienced a pain so vile and lingering in my life. FML
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OCDC 9
Just helping the doctors see it better.
br0itstaylor 0
I guess we can say you were having a hard time in there ;)
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Comments (229)
TheColorOfAir 3
uhhh
randomthingstv 5
just a very small tumor. nothing bad x)
coolcool101 3
" Umm doctor. You may want to look at this."
jnaslund 4
yeah cuz MRI's turn everyone on......
kobiman 0
wow
XxGuard 0
you - are - a - douche. Nothing more brainless than being attracted to mechanical objects.
zymi666 0
... that's not right
cutielilangel 8
And what were you thinkin bout .. lool
JRFaceless 8
That's actually a thing in the field of S&M. You should check it out, 'tis fun.
kalbrek009 20
makes me want an MRI ! :)-|~