Today, while at work, I started to feel sick to my stomach, hot, and dizzy. My co-worker told me to go home. On the way through the locker room to get my stuff, I experienced a dizzy spell so severe, I blacked out and pooped myself. No one in the building is going to let me forget this. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, at work, I felt a sudden, all-too-familiar pain in my stomach. I ran for the restroom, but before I could get there, I shat myself. I had to limp the rest of the way, then beg my boss to let me go home. He said no and told me to get back to work. FML
Today, at work, I had some palpitations, which ultimately caused me to become hot, dizzy, and pass out. I couldn't go home because we were so short staffed, and three different colleagues asked me if I was pregnant. FML
Today, at work, I had a coughing fit so bad I actually shat myself. What felt like a gallon of liquid crap poured down my trouser leg onto the floor. I work in a competitive office and this happened in front of 30 spiteful coworkers who love posting pics online. FML
Today, I had to shit worse than I thought possible at work. I left my desk and hurried towards the bathroom, dropping trou as soon as the door closed. I then tripped over my pant leg, hit my head on the toilet, and came to some minutes later with my ass spewing diarrhea like a volcano. FML
Today, I blacked out at work, on my lunch break outside in the rain, and woke up on the ground wet a minute or two later to everyone freaking out, all because I chugged my drink too fast. FML
Today, I have food poisoning. My boss told me that if I didn't come into work, I'd be fired. Not 30 minutes after sitting down, I sneezed and shat my pants. My boss still won't let me leave. FML
Today, I was taking a dump and I pushed so hard that I got light headed and passed out on the floor. FML
Today, I was at work alone with a stomach bug. For some reason, our bathroom was out of toilet paper, so I had to quickly run to the nearest store to buy more, only to shit my pants midway there. I'm pretty sure the cashier knew exactly what had happened. FML
Today, without any warning from my body whatsoever, I had to go to the bathroom at work to puke. I was then fired for being ‘drunk’ at work. I wasn’t drunk, just sick. FML
Today, I sharted in work this morning. It was rather unpleasant and everyone around me knew what had happened. The embarrassment was stifling. FML
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Top comments
justsayfuck 5
Oh that is awful! How can the people you work with be so cruel to remind you of it? :o I feel sorry for you.
Artsygirl90 14
well that sounds shitty!
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Comments (94)
RedMiniStapler 1
awww sorry that happened to you :(
Shystai 0
SHIFT HAPPENS
BahahahLOL 0
Oh thats just nastaaay!
afdude87 6
at least it wasn't on video or infront of customers :) but yeah, shit happens, just sometimes in your pants.
soccerguy77 0
Mrs. Poopy pants shall be your new name =]. []D[][]/[][]D
OreosBeGooood15 0
It's cause OPs a bitchhh !
FaberDriveLuv 5
FYL that really sucks...hope you feel better though, OP :]
Stupified 0
Oh shit!
2kool4skoolyo 0
rofl@ 28
StoryOfTheYear 15
Must've been a huge dump to have knocked you out
Stupified 0
^No, op is just a hypochondriac who watces too much Scrubs.
rushiee 0
ahahahaha sorry nothing to say now everyone took the good comments.
bobmandude 0
Shit just, you know..... happens.
MykeLytorus 0
It's funny because it could have been worse and it's moist ftw dur dur.
Josk95 0
did you have diarhoea?
Stupified 0
Op what's your new nickname? Old Poopants? Mrs. Hankey? Pooper Dooper? That girl who's ass is so loose she can't keep her shit in? Obama?
WTSchool 0
I laughed so hard when I read 'and pooped myself'. Hah. FYL.
MyLifeIsGreat_ha 0
#37. that would have been funny if 10 people didn't already say it......???
pink_mx_braap 0
I have spells like that bc of a stupid dentist but I'm thankful I don't poo... I hope you get better!
SCARYMUSIC 0
well next don't leave something you love with a irresponsible person stupid
LolAtYourFail 12
shit*
linkinpark98 24
14 - Go die. In a hole.
Artsygirl90 14
well that sounds shitty!
Jprocky 0
Shit Happens!
ellephaba101 0
win
xChrista1xx 0
Epic win, #3
StoryOfTheYear 15
It's like I've heard this saying a million times, let's make a million and one
nmsm 1
3 isn't a win 3 is just another comment like the other comments on an FML about crap.
illmatic2 16
Agree with 42. You see the same puns on all fmls about poop.
Brittney_E 0
i laughed at it... ._.
justsayfuck 5
Oh that is awful! How can the people you work with be so cruel to remind you of it? :o I feel sorry for you.
MattC13 0
Wait until someone does something worse. But in the meantime, FYL.
alexangel33 18
When is something gonna happen that is worse that ******** urself while passed out lol
nerdsgetmehot 23
That's WAY worse than jizzing in your pants. I think The Lonely Island should write a song about this...
Thats_Mclovin_2U 0
Nice one :p
illmatic2 16
Op what caused this? Heat stroke?
birdmansangel 0
do you really think she will answer?
illmatic2 16
Sometimes they do. But you're right probably not.
unichrist 0
shit in their lockers.
ifyouwereasheep 0
******* mods
KRYPTON1T3 5
win! and shit on their desks and everywhere else they go.
DogmaT_fml 4
man you must have been pooped out!
Toggybbz 0
Awh, poor you. Some guys can be total dicks. Next time fine someone you can trust, but until then, good luck.
Stupified 0
Lol
SomePeoplesChild 0
ugh, did I miss something here?
Fmelikeuhateme 24
Find how? Fainted? OP had no options but to do what was done. No one could know that this would happen.