Today, I got a boner in the MRI machine while my pelvic bone was being scanned. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Same thing different taste
Today, I had to re-take an hour long MRI scan because I got an erection midway through. FML
Not now, Cooper
Today, I got a boner at the dentist's. FML
Today, I popped a boner while my braces were being tightened. FML
New sensation
Today, I learned I'm claustrophobic by having a raging oh-god-I'm-gonna-fucking-die panic attack while I was stuck inside an MRI scanner. FML
Tough
Today, I got prostate examination for the first time. Now I can't decide what's worse, the fact that I got a boner when the doctor inserted his finger, or the fact that my wife told the story to pretty much everybody we know. FML
Under the hood
Today, I blanked and forgot to take out my piercing before going for my MRI, even though the nurses asked me multiple times to make sure I had no metal on me before entering, you know, the big machine made of massive electromagnets. The piercing was on my clitoris. FML
Today, it was the third time in a row someone has lost a boner inside of me. FML
Today, I randomly got a boner while modeling a character's butt in animation class. FML
Today, I'm so sexually deprived, I got a boner from undressing a mannequin at work. FML
Today, I started my first training day using an MRI machine and completely forgot to remove my nipple piercings before I went in. I've never experienced a pain so vile and lingering in my life. FML
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OCDC 9
Just helping the doctors see it better.
br0itstaylor 0
I guess we can say you were having a hard time in there ;)
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ILoveTabz 0
That's gonna be an interesting story to tell the doctors...
lovebeecharmer 6
You have worse problems if ur getting an MRI, stop complaining
Glidefedt 6
if i ever get a MRI, ill get a bober on purpose if the doctors are young women :D
kspear2 12
hello nurse!
doryoku 7
okay so seeing as who everyone is saying things like "was she a cuite??" or "was the nurse hot??" but how do you guys know it wasnt a male nurse???
NowhereFaster 19
Nobody said 'she', and it's you who is neglecting to consider OP may be gay, and have had a hot male nurse. That's just close minded.
educky 3
actually they did say she soooo...
fatazzkid 0
I got one during my class speech one time....
Bassgeek 0
that's ******* awesome!
toxicmurder109 4
ha
skyeyez9 25
You should ask the doctor to let you have a copy of the MRI.
MeMeek 0
That proberbly happens to more people than you'd think.