Anonymous
Finland 🌶️ Spicy
Today, I got a boner in the MRI machine while my pelvic bone was being scanned. FML
Collection
Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Same thing different taste
Anonymous
United States 🌶️ Spicy
Today, I had to re-take an hour long MRI scan because I got an erection midway through. FML
Me.
United States 🌶️ Spicy
Not now, Cooper
Today, I got a boner at the dentist's. FML
Anonymous
United States 🌶️ Spicy
Today, I popped a boner while my braces were being tightened. FML
birchbeer
This FML is from back in 2015 but it's good stuff
San Francisco, United States
New sensation
Today, I learned I'm claustrophobic by having a raging oh-god-I'm-gonna-fucking-die panic attack while I was stuck inside an MRI scanner. FML
prostate
United States 🌶️ Spicy
Tough
Today, I got prostate examination for the first time. Now I can't decide what's worse, the fact that I got a boner when the doctor inserted his finger, or the fact that my wife told the story to pretty much everybody we know. FML
Anonymous
Under the hood
Today, I blanked and forgot to take out my piercing before going for my MRI, even though the nurses asked me multiple times to make sure I had no metal on me before entering, you know, the big machine made of massive electromagnets. The piercing was on my clitoris. FML
gracelynn980765
🌶️ Spicy
Today, it was the third time in a row someone has lost a boner inside of me. FML
Why
🌶️ Spicy
Today, I randomly got a boner while modeling a character's butt in animation class. FML
Anonycock
Doha, Qatar
Today, I'm so sexually deprived, I got a boner from undressing a mannequin at work. FML
somuchhatesolittleworld
Houston, United States
Today, I started my first training day using an MRI machine and completely forgot to remove my nipple piercings before I went in. I've never experienced a pain so vile and lingering in my life. FML
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OCDC 9
Just helping the doctors see it better.
br0itstaylor 0
I guess we can say you were having a hard time in there ;)
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Onlynamethatwasn 0
how
j4gerb0mblitz 6
magnets ARE attractive
OsirisFaction_fml 5
That actually happens pretty often. It has to do with the vibration of the machine as well as the electromagnetic fields involved.
gtastuntdude 3
You made their lives a little less dull. You performed a nice little kindness :D
ImTheAlpha 30
Did it show up?
4everFucked 3
W W
mboone219 4
another post somewhere reads "some kid popped a boner today while he got an xray", the kid is my son.fml
Objectofdespair 1
Well since your penis is a muscle and only bone shows up ur good
blablahwords 4
#231, 1. no its not a muscle its basically a sponge, when you get a boner it fills up with blood and gets hard 2. An X-Ray only shows bones, and MRI shows all sorts of soft tissues, including boners
cantWin19 8
Well that's embarrassing :p
iwishicould 7
That's actually pretty common.