Today, my one-year-old son threw up on the man sitting next to us on a plane. I felt bad and apologized profusely. When I tried to give him money for dry cleaning, he slapped me. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, a toddler threw up on my backpack mid-flight. FML
Today, while riding the bus to a really important job interview the child sitting next to me threw up in my lap. His mother then told him to wipe his mouth. He used my sleeve. FML
Today, I was on an airplane back from California. I decided to check out my new $1500 MacBook that I bought the day before. My son decided to projectile vomit all over me, my new computer, and my bag. None of it got on him. FML
Today, while I was flying on American Airlines back from visiting family, a newborn puked its breakfast all over my HP mini, knocked my orange juice into my lap, then coughed up another layer on top of it all. I couldn't change my pants because of we were about to experience turbulence. FML
Today, on my airplane ride home, the woman next to me wasn't feeling too well. She pulled out the air sickness bag to throw up into and missed. Her vomit splattered all over the seat in front of her and all over me. We were both covered in puke. And that was only my first of two flights. FML
Today, I took my toddler on a flight alone for the first time. I packed snacks, toys, everything. Thirty minutes after takeoff, he threw his juice straight onto my lap, then screamed for the exact snack I'd forgotten. The passenger next to me offered tissues and said, “First time?” I nodded, covered in sticky apple juice, for the next two hours. FML
Today, my 3 year-old son projectile vomited on me. I was covered head to toe in blue Gatorade vomit. FML
Today, I accused my son of faking being sick. He then blew chunks all over me. FML
Today, at the mall, my 4-year-old son threw up on a man's shoes. When he approached me, I immediately machine-gun mouthed him in public. The man apparently is a doctor and concernedly said that my son may have a rare gastric disease based on the puke. I got him checked, and he's right. FML
Today, I was on an airplane and had to go to the bathroom. The guy next to me was asleep and blocking the aisle. I tapped him on the shoulder, and he responded by punching me in the stomach. FML
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Top comments
YumeWolf 23
Wow, that was uncalled for. You did the right thing in this situation, OP!
XXFMLXXQUEENXX 29
Some people are such assholes. Sorry OP.
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Comments (58)
YumeWolf 23
Wow, that was uncalled for. You did the right thing in this situation, OP!
XXFMLXXQUEENXX 29
Some people are such assholes. Sorry OP.
LexiD19 26
What a dick. How has one person already voted YDI?
FryingPanHero 11
More importantly, why are people downvoting you?
NomeDMF 17
Internet assholes.
RogueThirteen 20
that guy is a douche
peanutfoo 19
I didn't mean to push YDI! That definitely sucks. That guy was a douche!
writergirl1029 17
That's assault, OP.
brycemash 9
Comment moderated for rule-breaking.
This once happened to me on a 6 hour plane ride across US, at the very beginning. The parents didn't even care when I complained to them. Now that's terrorism.
UncleCaitlyn 21
If it was me I'd throw up on him to get him back. Then slap him for the hell of it.
ButterSweet 15
WTF some people are just crab asses!!
Mpii 11
Looks like he deserved to get barfed on. Fyl op for getting slapped!