Anonymous
Finland 🌶️ Spicy
Today, I got a boner in the MRI machine while my pelvic bone was being scanned. FML
Collection
Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Same thing different taste
Anonymous
United States 🌶️ Spicy
Today, I had to re-take an hour long MRI scan because I got an erection midway through. FML
Me.
United States 🌶️ Spicy
Not now, Cooper
Today, I got a boner at the dentist's. FML
Anonymous
United States 🌶️ Spicy
Today, I popped a boner while my braces were being tightened. FML
birchbeer
This FML is from back in 2015 but it's good stuff
San Francisco, United States
New sensation
Today, I learned I'm claustrophobic by having a raging oh-god-I'm-gonna-fucking-die panic attack while I was stuck inside an MRI scanner. FML
prostate
United States 🌶️ Spicy
Tough
Today, I got prostate examination for the first time. Now I can't decide what's worse, the fact that I got a boner when the doctor inserted his finger, or the fact that my wife told the story to pretty much everybody we know. FML
Anonymous
Under the hood
Today, I blanked and forgot to take out my piercing before going for my MRI, even though the nurses asked me multiple times to make sure I had no metal on me before entering, you know, the big machine made of massive electromagnets. The piercing was on my clitoris. FML
gracelynn980765
🌶️ Spicy
Today, it was the third time in a row someone has lost a boner inside of me. FML
Why
🌶️ Spicy
Today, I randomly got a boner while modeling a character's butt in animation class. FML
Anonycock
Doha, Qatar
Today, I'm so sexually deprived, I got a boner from undressing a mannequin at work. FML
somuchhatesolittleworld
Houston, United States
Today, I started my first training day using an MRI machine and completely forgot to remove my nipple piercings before I went in. I've never experienced a pain so vile and lingering in my life. FML
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OCDC 9
Just helping the doctors see it better.
br0itstaylor 0
I guess we can say you were having a hard time in there ;)
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mrjude 3
Big ******* deal.
WoWaddict97 0
if your doctor is a male he'll understand :p
imanillawafr 4
radiation..?
needsagf14 12
did it get stuck?
brandybaby1204 0
oh wow. thats kind of strange
ialaNdarlene 0
Yikes! Don't worry my boyfriend got a boner when we shared our first kiss. The only down fall is that i call him woody instead of his name.p.s what were you thinking about ?
ialaNdarlene 0
looks like you have a hard situation on your hands.
QfiggyQ 10
Is your dick magnetic?
1waytoolive 1
I'm going in, I'm going in and I'ma go HARD!
RJadooram1 0
lolllllllllllll ;)