Today, I gave my puppy a treat for finally doing his business in the grass instead of on the patio. He later puked it up all over the patio. FML
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Today, I couldn’t tell that my puppy had an upset stomach before I left for work. I came home to her covered in shit inside her crate. After cleaning her up and almost being done with the mess, my husband found where she had tried to lick herself clean and then vomited it up in our bedroom. FML
Today, my dog got his head stuck in a container, panicked, and shat himself all over the living room. FML
Today, my dog and I came in from an afternoon in the back yard and he immediately shat on the carpet. Way to go boy. FML
Today, I left the sliding glass door to our townhouse open because it was such a beautiful day. Our new puppy, whom we have been potty training, peed in the yard and I praised him relentlessly. He then walked inside the house, pooped on the carpet, and ran back outside. FML
Today, I invited my boyfriend over to meet my new puppy. My dog decided to take a dump on his lap. He is now not talking to me because he thinks I trained my dog to do that. FML
Today, I brought my new puppy home. I saw her sniffing around, so I took her outside to do her business. She simply played in the grass for ten minutes, so I brought her in. She walked in the door, squatted, and shit. She has diarrhea. This is the fourth time today. FML
Today, my puppy celebrated a milestone by lifting his leg to pee for the first time. Too bad it was up against my brand new soft fabric couch. FML
Today, my dog overturned and ate my trash, leaving coffee grounds and dog puke all over my floor. She also ate the broom. FML
Today, I got drunk and spewed all over my lounge room floor. My dog ate it up, also got drunk, and also eventually spewed on the floor too. FML
Today, my dog was so happy to see me that he laid down on his back and started pissing like a fountain. He pissed on everything around him, including me. FML
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coolstorybro6969 6
Maybe he thought if he did it again, he'd get another treat
KaelaKhaotic 5
Looks like it's time for new treats.
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Comments (56)
perdix 31
For "doing its business" in the right place, you need to give your puppy verbal praise and petting. Giving him a food treat after crapping just accelerates the "business cycle."
solosohigh 15
yes, verbal praise is better, especially because it's immediate so he can correlate the two things (going outside to do his business and you being happy) together. be patient, though.
OfficeNinja 5
The puppy is training you. Obviously it does not care for the treats you buy.
travis_lane_gray 1
Means your dog isn't getting the right nutrition you cheap bastard.
ActionManly 11
Puppies are ******* adorable
sweetmama88 6
Some treats are not meant for puppies, a piece of cheese would have been good enough !
SchlomoTheGrinch 18
Puppies are great! And they learn faster than human babies, usually become at lot better at following the rules and they'll NEVER throw a tantrum because their newly gifted iPad 3 isn't the right color to match the rest of the Apple store they've got tucked away in their rooms. Hmmm... too bad I'm allergic to dogs and work with children, then =D
Mifflicious 18
It's your own fault that the puppy is doing his business on the wrong place - a puppy might need to poop or pee several times an hours when it's young. Learn about your animal before you take one home.
alycion 39
Knowing about a pet doesn't automatically make it trained. And there are many different training methods because like kids, puppies have their own personality. You can't know which method is going to work the second you see the animal. Training is about learning to work with your pet to give it what it needs and get it to behave in an acceptable manner. Key word there being work. Not magic wand because I researched the breed.
tbenson0628 14
i agree with both if you cuz your both right # 44 and & #25.
Mifflicious 18
Did I say anything about breeds? No. What I said was that you have to know stuff about an animal before you get one. if they know NOTHING about training, how are they supposed to train the dog? If they on the other hand, know a bit about training, they should be able to adjust the training to the personality and type of dog. Don't try to be smart when you can't even read what people write without making up things.
TrueTriage 16
What ever happened to the one big newspaper swat and the puppy is instantly trained to not ever crap in the house again
klimp5488 3
You don't show disappointment over puking, that is not something that can be prevented or controlled. You clean it up, and show no emotion about it in front of the dog.