Today, I gave my puppy a treat for finally doing his business in the grass instead of on the patio. He later puked it up all over the patio. FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I couldn’t tell that my puppy had an upset stomach before I left for work. I came home to her covered in shit inside her crate. After cleaning her up and almost being done with the mess, my husband found where she had tried to lick herself clean and then vomited it up in our bedroom. FML
Today, my dog got his head stuck in a container, panicked, and shat himself all over the living room. FML
Today, my dog and I came in from an afternoon in the back yard and he immediately shat on the carpet. Way to go boy. FML
Today, I left the sliding glass door to our townhouse open because it was such a beautiful day. Our new puppy, whom we have been potty training, peed in the yard and I praised him relentlessly. He then walked inside the house, pooped on the carpet, and ran back outside. FML
Today, I invited my boyfriend over to meet my new puppy. My dog decided to take a dump on his lap. He is now not talking to me because he thinks I trained my dog to do that. FML
Today, I brought my new puppy home. I saw her sniffing around, so I took her outside to do her business. She simply played in the grass for ten minutes, so I brought her in. She walked in the door, squatted, and shit. She has diarrhea. This is the fourth time today. FML
Today, my puppy celebrated a milestone by lifting his leg to pee for the first time. Too bad it was up against my brand new soft fabric couch. FML
Today, my dog overturned and ate my trash, leaving coffee grounds and dog puke all over my floor. She also ate the broom. FML
Today, I got drunk and spewed all over my lounge room floor. My dog ate it up, also got drunk, and also eventually spewed on the floor too. FML
Today, my dog was so happy to see me that he laid down on his back and started pissing like a fountain. He pissed on everything around him, including me. FML
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coolstorybro6969 6
Maybe he thought if he did it again, he'd get another treat
KaelaKhaotic 5
Looks like it's time for new treats.
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looneytoongirl 0
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Ajwc101 24
If he keeps getting sick take him to a vet at once. Hopefully it was just an upset stomach.
chasec23 4
I love puppies
chasec23 4
I love puppies
TungstenLildog 10
keep working on it! Well after you know his health is back in order, anyway. I found that the click method that is used for tricks also worked well for business outside.
AzzieC 12
It probably didn't understand and pikes it up on purpose to please u
riax 9
Yeah man!! the way to train animals is positive feedback and NOT negative feedback!!!~~
FatJesusIsMyKing 6
This is not a FML: you have a puppy
missnuthin 10
in the dog's defense. they can (usually) choose where to poo. vomit, on the other hand, tends to be more spontaneous and out of their control. Also, if you have a pet, vomit anywhere is expected. I got to clean cat puke out of a slipper once.
alycion 39
Rofl mine got my shoe once too.
Bright_Lights 14
You can't teach an old dog new tricks...