Today, I gave my husband an ultimatum: either he could have sex with me or play Minecraft. Needless to say, he spent the rest of the evening playing Minecraft. FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I shoved my tits in my boyfriend's face, but he chose to continue playing Minecraft. FML
Today, my husband told me that he is done having sex because it eats up his online gaming time. FML
Today, my boyfriend and I reached that point in our relationship where just a simple phone conversation was too boring. His idea to spice things up? Playing Minecraft together. FML
Today, I was having some rare good sex with my husband, when he suddenly said, "I'm fuckin' BORED," and pulled out so he could go play his video games. FML
Today, I went to my boyfriend's house and sat around while he played video games. He turned to me and could see I was annoyed. Then he told his friends on XBox Live that he needed a 10 minute break to have sex with me. FML
Today, I agreed to give my husband head while he played Call of Duty. I was happy because he enjoyed it at first, until he started getting his ass kicked in the game. He lost and angrily blamed me for distracting him. FML
Today, my husband decided he'd rather jerk off to the Wii Fit trainer than have sex with me. FML
Today, my spouse made it clear that they would rather play video games than be intimate with me. I've tried everything, but get nothing. FML
Today, my boyfriend and I were having sex. All of the sudden, he whispered in my ear, "Do you want to hear a Minecraft joke?" FML
Today, I promised my husband "unlimited butthole access" if he'd get off his video games and help me with my homework. He pointed out that this was the fourth time I'd promised him that, and that since I never followed through the last three times, he wouldn't be doing a thing. Well, shit. FML
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Antoine_Dodson 0
Correction: he's a creeper.
XplicitJesus 4
im guessing you havent either?
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xbriix 0
He's prolly fapping while he's playing. You are not needed.
alexFYL 11
You can build sexy pixelated anime babes in Minecraft. 'nuff said.
im_awsome 2
teach him a better game ;)
Yuuki_mei 0
-___- some people these days.
kc1997kc 9
I'd have probably thrown his computer or slammed down random buttons till it broke. I'm very sorry OP!
firecopy 6
there is a thing called the power button....
catatonicsleep 17
and if you're too angry to find the power button, unplug it...
Asura09 0
17 is one of the people that can't unplug an adapter from the mains ..
VasilisaUzhasnaj 29
If you're that violent and destructive because your boyfriend won't **** you, you need help. Minecraft works therapeutic wonders.
bobateme 0
Congrats, you are a class A Bitch. With a capital B. If you need to resort to violence because your boyfreind doesnt feel like sex, I suppose if you are not in the mood, it is OK for him to throw or break whatever it is you are using at the time. I just don't understand the hyppocrytical nature of some girls.
pieintheface 0
dear god I hate people like you.
bebo5500 0
lol if this game can giveyou more fun than sex, im going to start playing it.
6demon6spawn6 12
it is a PRETTY great game.
1123nic 0
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takes alot of stupidity to turn down sex... especially for minecraft :p
CitrusGirl 0
Your rage is too expensive.
ginga_ninja_9001 0
im available ;D hahaa
Mrrevorp 0
maybe you're a bad lay?
ImaginaryFoe 1
Or maybe he's not turned on by nagging ultimatums. OP, try being the person he fell in love with. Turn him on and he'll turn the game off.
doc_j 0
fhl i dont care what the other offer is im not gonna turn down some strange on the hangs low. start dressin real sexy an goin out with ur girlfriends that should get his attention
markli 2
How much weight have you put on since the wedding?
CitrusGirl 0
Probably not as much as him, if all he does is play Minecraft.