Today, I gave my husband an ultimatum: either he could have sex with me or play Minecraft. Needless to say, he spent the rest of the evening playing Minecraft. FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I shoved my tits in my boyfriend's face, but he chose to continue playing Minecraft. FML
Today, my husband told me that he is done having sex because it eats up his online gaming time. FML
Today, my boyfriend and I reached that point in our relationship where just a simple phone conversation was too boring. His idea to spice things up? Playing Minecraft together. FML
Today, I was having some rare good sex with my husband, when he suddenly said, "I'm fuckin' BORED," and pulled out so he could go play his video games. FML
Today, I went to my boyfriend's house and sat around while he played video games. He turned to me and could see I was annoyed. Then he told his friends on XBox Live that he needed a 10 minute break to have sex with me. FML
Today, I agreed to give my husband head while he played Call of Duty. I was happy because he enjoyed it at first, until he started getting his ass kicked in the game. He lost and angrily blamed me for distracting him. FML
Today, my husband decided he'd rather jerk off to the Wii Fit trainer than have sex with me. FML
Today, my spouse made it clear that they would rather play video games than be intimate with me. I've tried everything, but get nothing. FML
Today, my boyfriend and I were having sex. All of the sudden, he whispered in my ear, "Do you want to hear a Minecraft joke?" FML
Today, I promised my husband "unlimited butthole access" if he'd get off his video games and help me with my homework. He pointed out that this was the fourth time I'd promised him that, and that since I never followed through the last three times, he wouldn't be doing a thing. Well, shit. FML
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Antoine_Dodson 0
Correction: he's a creeper.
XplicitJesus 4
im guessing you havent either?
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Comments (424)
dreamering 16
Think of potato chips. You'd be amazed what effect they will have on you.
mariazzz 5
yeah but she has to get in the sack first
MrHughJass 0
LMFAO I just read that FML :D
My_Sweet_Shadow 4
Giving ultimatums rarely works out in your favor, usually out of spite. Based on what is posted I will say YDI as we don't have any background info on why you gave the ultimatum in the first place...
KillTheNoise 0
YDI for not being sexier than Minecraft... Oh by the way what's a Minecraft?
lilhardrocker 2
a game on the comp and it is fun as **** you just build shit
beccerz 6
go to minecraft.net and have your mind blown!!!!
my_butt_hurts 0
he doesn't want his creeper in your large chest
some2521nobody 0
I lol'd at this. :)
yz85rider92 1
nice pick of the creeper
FeelinFine 1
I'm an Admin of a MineCraft Server, It consumes your time (and your soul) like hell. It's a fun way to rot away though, I don't blame him ;D
XplicitJesus 4
same here bro! and u got a point
wolvelover 1
what server? lawl
XplicitJesus 4
KZBs freebuild and free pie
tjsomethin 9
Sssssssssssssex*
tanjoodo 3
*BOOM*
lilhardrocker 2
your husband knows what's good
premahmed 1
you shouldnt have gave him option just go right to it
grglr1 0
good on you! next goal, get her hooked on minecraft! never have sex again...
awesomwe123 0
that guy is my hero