Today, after meeting my boyfriend's family for the first time, I found out that he, his sister, and their father enjoy talking loudly over the person who is currently talking, because what anyone else says is not worth listening to. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I brought my boyfriend over to meet the family. After several long moments of silence, one of my sisters burst out laughing, and asked, "Okay, who is this guy really?" FML
Today, I met my boyfriend's brother. When he saw me, he whispered into my boyfriend's ear, "So, this is your bitch eh? Nice!" FML
Today, I introduced my boyfriend to my family. It was going well until my 23 year-old sister started telling him in detail about her constipation, and that if she doesn't take a shit in a few days, it's going to come out of her mouth. FML
Today, I met my boyfriend's parents for the first time. Turns out his dad is the asshole customer that I complain about all the time. He recognized me too and spent the entire dinner making passive-aggressive remarks about how bad of an employee I am. FML
Today, I met my boyfriend's parents for the first time. His father was completely wasted, his mom was high, and his 11-year-old sister was talking about her favorite alcoholic drinks at the dinner table. FML
Today, I went to my boyfriend's house to meet his parents. After hundreds of passive-aggressive comments, my boyfriend and I went into the kitchen. I started complaining to him about how his parents were horrible and mean. Little did I know, his parents had followed us in and were right behind me. FML
Today, I had to sit through an entire conversation where my sister and her boyfriend sent voice messages to one another, of their farts. FML
Today, I was talking to my boyfriend about some recent family drama my sister has been causing. He quickly lost interest and started jacking off right next to me. FML
Today, I was invited by my boyfriend's parents for dinner at their house. The dinner went well I thought, until I was getting ready to leave. Before I could make it out the front door, I could hear them discussing their disappointment that their son would ever consider someone like me. FML
Today, I was meeting my boyfriend's family for the first time. The minute I stepped in the door his mother hit me in the face and kicked me out because I was "the slut her husband cheated on her with." My older sister and I look much alike. Too much alike. FML
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voltroz 18
Time to look for a way out. No relationship ends up well if there is no mutual respect between couple
Charlie Given 28
And this is when you look them straight in the faces and yell hey I was talking are y'all toddler's and feel it's necessary to behave like that, this always works makes people realize their rudeness lol 😂
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voltroz 18
Time to look for a way out. No relationship ends up well if there is no mutual respect between couple
Charlie Given 28
And this is when you look them straight in the faces and yell hey I was talking are y'all toddler's and feel it's necessary to behave like that, this always works makes people realize their rudeness lol 😂
RichardPencil 32
That was a pretty amazing game tonight. The Rockets lost Harden and only had nine players yet they were able to beat the Spurs. You been to San Antonio? Great town.
Chazzster 32
My mom tends to talk nonstop. I learned as a teenager that the only way to contribute to the conversation was to interrupt her. As long as I didn’t overdo it she didn’t seem to mind. Some people are polite in their conversation skills, and some don’t know when to stop so others can talk, and some people are just rude. I wouldn’t give up on the family if the only issue was their tendency to interrupt or talk over you. Step up and try it yourself - There are times and places where that’s the way you take part in the conversation.
Yudith 28
They sound like great sounding boards. You should try to bounce ideas off them sometimes. Loudly.
tounces7 28
Is that literally what they said, or just what you assumed? Because if your boyfriend literally said you aren't worth listening to, get the **** out.
JasonThorn 23
Did the BF only do it when in that house, or does he do it all the time? If he does it there, it's a defense mechanism. Which means don't go there anymore. If he does it all the time, OP should have known this about him after spending any time talking to him.