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United States 🌶️ Spicy
Today, I found that the love of my life is 3.5 inches, fully erect. My cell phone is bigger than that. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Same thing different taste
anne
United States 🌶️ Spicy
Today, my husband called me to the bedroom to show me something. This "something" was him demonstrating his seemingly well-trained ability to accurately type out a sentence on my phone using nothing but his erect penis. FML
wtf
United States 🌶️ Spicy
Backhanded
Today, my girlfriend told me that if my penis was on any other body it would be considered small, but on me it's "cute." FML
Anonymous
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Chubby Love, by Bon Iver
Today, I realised that my husband and I have gotten so fat that his already small dick no longer even reaches me. FML
FML
United States 🌶️ Spicy
Today, I was having sex with a girl. After we finish, she tells me she already has a boyfriend, and that his penis is larger than mine. FML
Anonymous
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Multitasking
Today, my wife picked up her phone, answered a text, added a few things to her phone's shopping list, and looked at her phone calendar to remind me I have a doctor's appointment tomorrow. She did all this whilst my penis was inside her, giving it my best effort as well. Self confidence zero. FML
Anonymous
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Humblebrag
Today, I learned that my insecurities regarding my dick size were unfounded, as my girlfriend gushed over my dick and said it was amazing. We then got down to business, and almost immediately heard, "Ow! Fuck, that's my cervix! This hurts! Stop!" FML
Anonymous
United Kingdom 🌶️ Spicy
Today, my girlfriend kindly let me know that she didn't care that I am 'below average' in the penis department because it will leave her nice and tight for her next boyfriend. FML
littleguy
United States 🌶️ Spicy
Today, an extremely attractive woman from FedEx came to deliver my new phone. I was wearing athletic shorts and had an erection. She looked down and laughed. FML
Anonymous
United Kingdom 🌶️ Spicy
Let down
Today, I went on a date with a sweet guy who was 6”11 tall, a size 14 shoe, a 55 inch chest from all his gym muscles, hands like baseball gloves, and gorgeous green eyes… all attached to a 3 inch penis that I could barely feel, and that lasted barely 15 seconds. The foreplay was shit too. FML
Anonymous
Burwood, Australia 🌶️ Spicy
Today, I woke up to my girlfriend having phone sex less than 10 feet away from me. FML
Top comments
Alliria 3
Am I the only person that feels worse for the guy then the OP?
bgo7 0
if its true love than it shouldnt matter if his erection ia 3.5 or 10 in!! haha
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Comments (572)
brigitte522 0
aw damn.... good luck next timeee
kopboy1 0
this isn't an fml, this is a potential birthday present: penis pump
dfens 8
So many dumbfucks on this FML...where do I begin? 1) Extenz and all the other pills are bullshit. NO pill will make a dick bigger. 2) Extension surgeries are a huge risk and often dangerous, depending on the method used. Either way, not worth it. 3) AlexFYL...you're a dumb ******* ****. Your views are retarded, and the shit you spew is almost worse than the teenagers on here claiming their size. 4) To those teenagers...I've satisfied more women than you ever will, and I'm just an average sized guy.. Go back to your ****... 5) It's absolutely how you use it. 6) OP...**** you, shallow bitch. Standing up for a guy that has been shamed on for something out of his control... Until next time...**** you.
kellydiaz 0
it shouldn't matter if you love him
TheAA_fml 0
You have to admit the guy was probably totally embarrassed when he showed you it.
eponina 0
FHL for some bitch posting his penis size online
taelorrae011 0
ohhhh dang! time for the enhancements.
MissTierraBrooke 0
Woooow sucks to be you....hope he can work it good0_o
sabrinabeana 0
there are ways to make up for that. and if you truly love him it shouldn't matter. besides it doesn't matter the size... just how they use it and if they are eager to please.
Bcfrmkc816 17
i am almost 8 and 2 and half want to get together ?