stolen
United States
Today, I was robbed. They took my father's ashes. FML
MissTierraBrooke
Miss 34 years-old Single
ihaveahome
Czech Republic
Today, at 6am I was waiting for the tram to go home from my late night job. A homeless man came up to me and offered to buy me a beer because "guys like us have to stick together." FML
Anonymous
Today, I watched my dog chase his tail for ten minutes, thinking "wow, dogs are easily entertained." Then I realized that I'd been watching my dog chase his tail for 10 minutes. FML
Zebracat
This FML is from back in 2011 but it's good stuff
United States
Happy something
Today, I was watching TV and started freaking out thinking I forgot to wish my boyfriend a happy anniversary. I wrote him a text and after I'd sent it, I realized that the date is mine and my ex's anniversary date. FML