Today, I had to face up to telling the cute guy I just split up with that I have also probably given him pubic lice. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, after having sex with my boyfriend I went into his shower to freshen up. Where I saw an open bottle of pubic lice shampoo. FML
Today, my husband and I mutually discovered that we are both infected with pubic lice. How? I found his and he found mine while we were in the middle of 69-ing each other. So, so gross. FML
Today, my boyfriend and I are so close that we share everything. This now includes his head lice. Thanks, dude. FML
Today, I confessed my feelings to the guy I've been seeing. He confessed that he gave me chlamydia. FML
Today, I broke up with my boyfriend. I also found out I have an STD. I was clean before we dated. FML
Today, I found out that my wife gave me head lice on purpose so I would have to cut off the ponytail that I've been growing since '99. FML
Today, I was talking to my situationship when he dropped the bomb that he wanted to break up, and that he'd tested positive for chlamydia. FML
Today, I had a date with a guy I've had a crush on for months. Not knowing where the date would take us, I shaved my pubic hair. Later, in the middle of making out with the guy, my dad storms into the room to tell me, "I had to get some Draino, your pubes clogged the shower." FML
Today, my girlfriend told me she wanted to take a break. At least she gave me a parting gift. Lice. FML
Today, I ended things with the love of my life. I kept my composure the entire conversation, and was even fine when I got home. It wasn't until I was showering at night and found one of his hairs in my butt crack that I lost it. FML
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Top comments
cacheson 42
Sounds like FHL to me...
deet124 11
Just tell the truth, no lice.
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Comments (21)
STARLORD_459143196 2
I'm in tears. Sorry to hear about that.
cacheson 42
Sounds like FHL to me...
deet124 11
Just tell the truth, no lice.
AzrielB 8
pubic lice are an endangered species due to the scourge of people cutting down their habitat. He should be proud to provide a home to such a noble species!
Fucc_Logic_4evah 13
Hoe terrible.
species4872 20
Sounds like both of you had a lice time.
lccc_ 18
also? what else did you give him
Bearsmomma 30
Read it again. ALSO.... she just broke up with him. That's the "what else".
species4872 20
Duh, the comment was directed at the time when she apparently gave him the lice. Not their last encounter. I would have thought the comment and its implication would have been well understood.
clairboisson 19
That's a crabby situation.
EVOEVO_Monkey 10
Anyone else read this as public lice?
superpandamonium 7
Really? You give the guy crabs and you expect sympothy for your embarrassment? Grow up sweetie.