Today, my dad asked to borrow my glasses to look for his glasses. He then took them off because they were extremely tight on his head, and gave them back to me. Then he turned around and walked into a wall. I sure hope my eyes don't get that bad, although they probably will by the time I'm 40. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I was working on my computer when my dad walks in, pointing his finger at me like a gun. Before I could even ask, it turns out he was aiming a rubber band at me. The doctor says I'll be able to take off my eyepatch in a couple of days. FML
Today, I walked into the glass door of my boss’s cabin and broke my spectacles. Thank god for a backup pair, right? Wrong. I fell down the stairs and broke them too. FML
Today, I wore a pair of glasses with no lenses because I thought I'd look smarter. I ended up poking myself in the eye several times, leaving it swollen. So much for making me look smarter. FML
Today, I searched frantically for my glasses for ages. After giving up, I realised I could see perfectly. I had been wearing them the whole time and neither my mother nor my father told me because "it was far too funny" watching me yell "Where the fuck are they?" FML
Today, my dad came home and wanted to grab a glass. It wasn't in direct sight so he slammed the cupboard door so hard, I peed my pants. FML
Today, I woke up, and I could see perfectly. Somehow, during the night, my eyes magically became 20/20. I was overjoyed, until I realized I'd fallen asleep with my glasses on. My eyes are still trash, and I want to cry. FML
Today, while we were exploring a building, my dad and I somehow got separated. After about 30 seconds, I found him on the other side of a door, so I went to go through what I thought was a door. Instead, I smashed my head on a windowpane and collapsed to the floor in pain in front of 5 people. FML
Today, while I was normally and gently cleaning my glasses with my shirt they snapped in half. This is the second time this has happened, with the exact same glasses. The optometrist got me another pair last time, but this time they said no because it was too suspicious. I now have to buy $150 glasses again. FML
Today, an arm fell off my only glasses. Problem is I can’t fix it, since I can barely see without actually wearing them. Tomorrow, I’ll be getting around with one-armed glasses until I find someone who isn’t half blind and can tighten a tiny screw. FML
Today, while out shopping, a middle aged man snatched my sunglasses off my face, threw them off the ground, and stomped on them, saying, "That’s what you get for trying to look cool, asshole!" I suffer from light-induced migraines. FML
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Yudith 28
My sister-in-law got LASIK. First, they don't accept the real big myopia, which means the people who need it the most cannot get it. Second, your vision continues to change after the LASIK surgery, which means my sister-in-law now wears glasses, even though she had LASIK. Third, you cannot have a LASIK surgery on top of a LASIK surgery; that would be like cutting a Bible page in two by the width, twice. So Daddy will need to do what all really near-sighted people do; only remove his glasses to sleep and take a shower.
Chazzster 32
You could get LASIK when you are older.
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Chazzster 32
You could get LASIK when you are older.
Yudith 28
My sister-in-law got LASIK. First, they don't accept the real big myopia, which means the people who need it the most cannot get it. Second, your vision continues to change after the LASIK surgery, which means my sister-in-law now wears glasses, even though she had LASIK. Third, you cannot have a LASIK surgery on top of a LASIK surgery; that would be like cutting a Bible page in two by the width, twice. So Daddy will need to do what all really near-sighted people do; only remove his glasses to sleep and take a shower.