Today, I found out who's been stealing clothes from me during swim practice. She called me a liar, despite wearing one of my sweaters, which has my initials stitched into it. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I decided to confront my friend who has been stealing from me for months. She denied it, while wearing a pair of my pants. FML
Today, I found out that my ex-boyfriend stole a pair of my underwear, and still wears them to this day. FML
Today, after volleyball practice, I noticed my pants were missing. Now I have to go to work wearing spandex bottoms, all because one of my teammates is a thieving douche. FML
Today, I found out that my blazer was not in fact lost. How did I find this out? The girl who'd "lost it" was wearing it. She now denies it was ever mine. FML
Today, my towel was stolen at the swimming pool. I quickly found the culprit, and to avoid a conflict, I just swiped it back when he wasn't looking. I felt pretty good about everything, until I got back home and realized it wasn't actually my towel after all. FML
Today, I was shopping at a store from which I had previously bought a shirt. The clerk accused me of trying to steal my own shirt and called security. They examined it and argued with me for so long I was late to work. FML
Today, I was written up for being late to work. I was late because somebody in my dorm stole my pants. All of them. FML
Today, my mother had a full-on hissy fit because of the clothes I was wearing. Not because she thought they were inappropriate, but because I was "stealing her look." FML
Today, I found out that my flatmate wears my underwear. FML
Today, my sister confessed to me that she sold some of my old shirts to the girl who's stalking me. This explains why I got a note that read, "I have your scent, now I can track you." FML
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Top comments
olpally 33
Rip it off that lying bitch.
Cazz91 21
I guess the initial shock on realizing your name on that sweater was just too much to handle. That not so sneaky thief!
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Comments (71)
Dracoboxer357 36
The good news Op, is you've caught the bitch, you can prove it, and she ended up looking like a dirtbag.
shhhaaarrron 12
Rip it off and that will probably teach her not to take your things
rt567 15
what a son of a stitch.
Beepbeep7 14
Idiots.They're everywhere.
Jennaflamingo 14
*facepalm*
AssassinBug 15
Sneak a mouse into her locker.
MrsSoulEvans 9
I hate people like that gosh
owhyowhy 4
Wow.... How can she be so stupid
CharlieM78 9
If you didn't punch her in the face and take your stuff back YDI
skittyskatbrat 19
You have some wonderful options. Immediately tell the swim club owners, coach, campus police, whatever and whoever is applicable. File a stolen property report with the police and give them her name (betcha dollars to donuts she's got a rap sheet already for petty theft and shoplifting)...possibly including all her roommates and other teammates. Call her parent(s) and ask them if they have the following items, and then describe them in detail. This works best if you can get a few other victims to contribute their list too. Best of all is if you "show up" with a detailed list while she's at practice ;) There is also the "evil" approach. Crystal Violet (aka Prussian blue) dye is a gray powder. Until it gets damp. At which point it becomes a screaming permanent purple stain. It does wash off easily with alcohol, but who's gonna tell her? Poison ivy leaves carefully rubbed about inside a "decoy" shirt are also fun :D Enjoy!