Today, I found out who's been stealing clothes from me during swim practice. She called me a liar, despite wearing one of my sweaters, which has my initials stitched into it. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I decided to confront my friend who has been stealing from me for months. She denied it, while wearing a pair of my pants. FML
Today, I found out that my ex-boyfriend stole a pair of my underwear, and still wears them to this day. FML
Today, after volleyball practice, I noticed my pants were missing. Now I have to go to work wearing spandex bottoms, all because one of my teammates is a thieving douche. FML
Today, I found out that my blazer was not in fact lost. How did I find this out? The girl who'd "lost it" was wearing it. She now denies it was ever mine. FML
Today, my towel was stolen at the swimming pool. I quickly found the culprit, and to avoid a conflict, I just swiped it back when he wasn't looking. I felt pretty good about everything, until I got back home and realized it wasn't actually my towel after all. FML
Today, I was shopping at a store from which I had previously bought a shirt. The clerk accused me of trying to steal my own shirt and called security. They examined it and argued with me for so long I was late to work. FML
Today, I was written up for being late to work. I was late because somebody in my dorm stole my pants. All of them. FML
Today, my mother had a full-on hissy fit because of the clothes I was wearing. Not because she thought they were inappropriate, but because I was "stealing her look." FML
Today, I found out that my flatmate wears my underwear. FML
Today, my sister confessed to me that she sold some of my old shirts to the girl who's stalking me. This explains why I got a note that read, "I have your scent, now I can track you." FML
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Top comments
olpally 33
Rip it off that lying bitch.
Cazz91 21
I guess the initial shock on realizing your name on that sweater was just too much to handle. That not so sneaky thief!
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Comments (71)
Ubehage 32
Report her to the police. Take it all the way! And teach her a valuable lesson...
jh921971 10
Lock your stuff up...
FemskyD 26
Itching powder or just take hers next time and deny
thecalvin123 21
Your profile pic fits perfectly with your comment.
jannatanelle 5
while everyone's thinking lock your stuff I'm thinking who the hell over the age of six has their initials stitched into their clothing?
anormalperson 25
its probably because lying bitches like that cant afford the clothes you wear.
Devul143 12
Time for an ass whooping!
okibi1 20
Sprinkle some kind of chemical on the inside of your clothes after you remove them, then the thief will be screwed. Revenge! Just don't forget you did it and put the same clothes back on. Bring something else :)
liaRawr 9
People still put their names in their clothes?
LifeOfAnRN 18
Unless she washes them before she wears them put Capzasin Cream inside the clothes,(Pants would be awesome). She'll be red and burning. It's like rubbing hot pepper juice on your skin. I bet she won't do it again.