Today, I found out who's been stealing clothes from me during swim practice. She called me a liar, despite wearing one of my sweaters, which has my initials stitched into it. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I decided to confront my friend who has been stealing from me for months. She denied it, while wearing a pair of my pants. FML
Today, I found out that my ex-boyfriend stole a pair of my underwear, and still wears them to this day. FML
Today, after volleyball practice, I noticed my pants were missing. Now I have to go to work wearing spandex bottoms, all because one of my teammates is a thieving douche. FML
Today, I found out that my blazer was not in fact lost. How did I find this out? The girl who'd "lost it" was wearing it. She now denies it was ever mine. FML
Today, my towel was stolen at the swimming pool. I quickly found the culprit, and to avoid a conflict, I just swiped it back when he wasn't looking. I felt pretty good about everything, until I got back home and realized it wasn't actually my towel after all. FML
Today, I was shopping at a store from which I had previously bought a shirt. The clerk accused me of trying to steal my own shirt and called security. They examined it and argued with me for so long I was late to work. FML
Today, I was written up for being late to work. I was late because somebody in my dorm stole my pants. All of them. FML
Today, my mother had a full-on hissy fit because of the clothes I was wearing. Not because she thought they were inappropriate, but because I was "stealing her look." FML
Today, I found out that my flatmate wears my underwear. FML
Today, my sister confessed to me that she sold some of my old shirts to the girl who's stalking me. This explains why I got a note that read, "I have your scent, now I can track you." FML
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Top comments
olpally 33
Rip it off that lying bitch.
Cazz91 21
I guess the initial shock on realizing your name on that sweater was just too much to handle. That not so sneaky thief!
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Comments (71)
TEDREDNECKLO 5
Bear the shit out of her and take it back
Kevlar_burrito 6
report her to the police
Jabberwockyy 13
Cut a bitch !!! Well actually don't, as fun as it sounds it's not worth the jail time.
tukies 28
Next time put pepper juice in your clothes before you put them in your locker. She can't deny the burn of her skin, and you can laugh as she tries.
puzzy 13
I honestly would have forcefully taken it back even if I ripped it in the process.
This_FML_Girl 12
does she share your initials?
NyLibra26 8
You should of punched her right in her eye and took it back
beaunerific 10
Why wouldn't you put your stuff in a locker?
Kibaruto 33
She's probably into you.
simsgirlgem 25
initials aren't enough sadly try stitching your full name on the inside bottom of your clothes that's what I did to catch a girl who kept stealing my winter hats when I was a kid