germophobe
Calgary, Canada
Today, my roommate came back from camping. My toothbrush magically reappeared as well. FML
Collection
Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Same thing different taste
WellGroomed
Dublin, Ireland
Today, my housemate walked out of the bathroom with my toothbrush in his mouth and asked, "You're not one of those people who cares if someone uses their toothbrush, are you?" FML
Anonymous
Today, while eating s'mores with my boyfriend's family, I misplaced my false tooth. With a team of flashlights and hurt pride, my expensive tooth was found. In dog shit. FML
Anonymous
United States
Today, I found out my roommate had mistaken my toothbrush for his dog's. So for the last month he's been using my toothbrush on his dog. The dog's favorite meal? Fresh cat poop. FML
Roommate
Olympia, United States
Today, my new roommate sent me a picture of our toothbrushes bristles touching with the caption "Look! I made them kiss!" FML
busted
Edmonton, Canada
Today, I got caught shoplifting a toothbrush. I'm flat broke and my roommate used my old one to scrub out her cat's puke stains off the carpet. FML
cami
United States
Smoking gun
Today, my roommate asked me for help finding her wallet because it’s been lost for days. I helped a bit, but it never turned up. I left to go to my boyfriend’s house as I'd planned. Guess whose wallet I found laying on the ground next to his night-stand? And why it was there… FML
Noname
France
Today, whilst brushing my teeth, I fell asleep, poking myself in the eye with my toothbrush. FML
jemila
United States
Today, I couldn't find my hairbrush anywhere; I ended up having to brush my hair with a fork. FML
leez
United States
Today, my roommate has gone home for the weekend. She forgot to turn her alarm clock off. Her door is locked. FML
aggghghgh
Today, I found out my whole family has been mistakenly using the same toothbrush for over a month. FML
Top comments
BSnapZ 21
Ah, but the real concern here is this: if the roommate took the toothbrush camping, then maybe he was under the impression it was actually his own. In which case, the roommate could have been using OP's toothbrush for a long time...
wcc7777777 5
That's one of my fears, people using my toothbrush, I just can't stand that thought. Get a new one and no harm done.
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Comments (67)
mkstar13 13
Ask him/her or buy a new one
TiiBags 15
it was an electric toothbrush I hope it wasn't a he...
TiiBags 15
*if it
ohSNAPyall 27
What the ****, 45.
schhichick 14
Chandler? Joey?
BlueFlatts 20
Buy one for OP right? I wouldn't want a used one back. I tie a small rubber band to the handle so nobody gets confused.
wcc7777777 5
That's one of my fears, people using my toothbrush, I just can't stand that thought. Get a new one and no harm done.
sayyestothedress 24
He should stop complaining and just buy a new one!
vikky538 29
it's she...
noah_1234 24
their is always that suspision that "someone" just might be using it. always
elibel 16
Get a new toothbrush.. and maybe even a new roommate. That's pretty nasty.
Rinat_fml 26
New roomate? Anyone could mix up a toothbrush...
noah_1234 24
its really disgusting your making it seem lile its common, i understand though there are those people who wake up and use anything in front of them
iipinkette 16
Well, time to get a new toothbrush...and while you're at it talk with your roommate about taking/using your things
Lol_for_lol 9
Take his pillow and fill it with a water balloon
jayeterror775 18
That is a ******* genius plan. Bravo good sir/ma'am. I never would have thought of something that amazing =D.
senor_octubre 24
Sharing is caring!
mohamed_H 21
Not all things can be shared and certainly not a toothbrush
xlord 27
I hope you don't take that attitude with STDs!!!!
Gmoney12 18
The fancy vibrating kind? ?
cinskeep43 15
we are still talking about a toothbrush here right???
crunchycheeto99 11
Your toothbrush is probably the dirtiest thing you own..
Meettitan 14
Have you heard how dirty television remotes are?...
mythicaltimes 15
How long was your roommate gone? I would think you'd have purchased a new one once you noticed the old one gone. Either way, that's horribly gross.
timakinz 21
There's still the chance that perhaps OP's roommate had been using her toothbrush all along.
Migole 36
I guess we can assume that OP bought a new one but obviously they would recognise the missing (old) one when it reappered ;)
monstermatt001 13
Ewwwww