Anonymous
Canada
Today, I found out what unwashed, warty feet taste like after someone kicked me in the mouth with one. FML
Collection
Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Same thing different taste
whydoihavecats
This FML is from back in 2015 but it's good stuff
United Kingdom
Morning!
Today, I found out what mouse intestines squashed against my bare feet feels like. FML
almyric
Headshot!
Today, I was giving my boyfriend a foot massage. I learned that his feet are ticklish when he kicked me in the face. FML
moe
United States
Today, I found out what getting slapped in the face with lettuce feels like. FML
Anonymous
Today, I found out what rotten cooked potato both smells and tastes like. FML
nyu
United States
Today, I was getting a pedicure, and they used some sort of scrubby thing that really tickled my feet. When I couldn't take it any more, I accidentally kicked the lady who was doing my nails in the face. FML
peepeepants
Canada
Today, I went to get a pedicure for the first time. My feet are VERY ticklish. I reflexively kicked the poor lady in the face, as I wet my pants. FML
STRIKE!
United States
Pinned
Today, I found out how it feels to drop a bowling ball on your foot. Spoiler: It doesn't feel good. FML
NervousDog
United States
Scaffolding?
Today, I spent most of the day with my stinkiest co-worker's soggy shoes level with my face. FML
Anonymous
United States
Today, I broke my toe. After telling my friend about it, he promptly stomped on it to "see what my reaction would be." FML
thanksdad
Dublin, Ireland
Today, I found out what it feels like to be slapped in the face with a potted cactus. FML
Top comments
omgcyndaquil 23
Damn. Listerine, buddy.
evanmurphy 14
That sounds gross OP. It's quite disrespectful too. I hope he got what he deserved. Hope your okay OP.
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evanmurphy 14
That sounds gross OP. It's quite disrespectful too. I hope he got what he deserved. Hope your okay OP.
evanmurphy 14
You're*
Ramos808 29
You know you can edit your comments, right? Or did you realize your mistake after the designated time for editing was over?
buckstop1 37
He didn't realize until after the time limit. The limit is 2 minutes, he posted the second comment minutes after the first
gobiteme2 34
Do you mean an ass whipping.
evanmurphy 14
#15 I didn't edit the comment as the time was run out before I realised my mistake.
kdutter1 9
That sounds appetizing
firefighter925 18
Yuuummmmaaayyyyy
tin_cup 27
Just like Jim Carrey
Lalala579121 28
I'm sure there are people who would pay an arm and a leg for action like that.
ceciliebossow 26
I hope you have some mouthwash laying around. Preferably a litre of it! Hope you're alright, OP.
moodyreallyrocks 27
Hope you're doing well OP..
omgcyndaquil 23
Damn. Listerine, buddy.
sumi90 12
*cringing*
LifelessStars 22
Hopefully you showed them what a knuckle sandwich taste like. Sorry that happened to you OP.
celebi82 18
Oof. Hope you don't get warts. That would be horrible, especially inside your mouth...
LadyKayDee 23
It's bad enough to be kicked in the face by someone's foot...let alone know what that dirty foot tastes like. I hope it didn't hurt much and that you had mouth wash handy.
BiGTiMeNeRD 29
Next time bite the hand that feets you.