moe
United States
Today, I found out what getting slapped in the face with lettuce feels like. FML
Collection
Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Same thing different taste
thanksdad
Dublin, Ireland
Today, I found out what it feels like to be slapped in the face with a potted cactus. FML
failureatlife
Ponchatoula, United States
Today, after beating myself up for being useless and not being able to do anything right, I managed to choke almost to the point of blacking out, on a piece of lettuce. FML
youknowwhatitis
Australia
Today, I learned how to wolf-whistle properly, and then learned what it feels like to be slapped on the head. FML
Anonymous
Canada
Today, I found out what unwashed, warty feet taste like after someone kicked me in the mouth with one. FML
whydoihavecats
This FML is from back in 2015 but it's good stuff
United Kingdom
Morning!
Today, I found out what mouse intestines squashed against my bare feet feels like. FML
Anonymous
Sorry Sharon
Today, I tried to high-five someone but somehow ended up slapping them in the face. FML
CA19oo
Buford, United States
Today, I found out what it feels like to get hit in the head with a bat. Not the wooden kind though. The one that bites and claws you when it gets stuck in your hair. FML
Anonymous
This FML is from back in 2012 but it's good stuff
United States
Pain like no one has ever seen before
Today, I found out how it feels to get your nut-sack caught in a belt buckle. FML
Face
Australia
Today, I got hit in the face with a piece of bacon. FML
nothing_nobody
Today, I was volunteering at a local hospital. I was eagerly introducing myself to all the nurses, as I would be working with them all summer. It wasn't until I got home that I discovered the giant piece of lettuce stuck in my front teeth. So much for first impressions. FML
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HannahForbesxo 13
It's a shame OP didn't lettuce know how it actually feels.
habest 2
Well at least the person doing the slapping was thinking healthy. ;)
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Comments (131)
ballinpro23 3
first!!
shadow33456 1
that's the first time I've heard that
xxscarsoflifexx 0
Um wow...Why did you get slapped in the face?!?!?
jennifer93 0
Ok if this was "today I found out what getting slapped in the face by my father feels like" THEN it would be an FML, but lettuce?
WTSchool 0
Wow, your life must be ruined now, OP.
CryMoreFMLs 15
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HannahForbesxo 13
It's a shame OP didn't lettuce know how it actually feels.
CryMoreFMLs 15
Aww my comment got removed XD
CryMoreFMLs 15
Lettuce put our heads together and think about what it feeks like.
kyleinsane 0
funny shot
TheJester12 15
there are worse things you could have been slapped with, like an iron rod labled " no one gives a shit". I question why this is a fml
JawneeG 0
lettuce see what we have here... it seems it is a.... C-c-C-Combo Breaker!
imnotonaboat 0
Lettuce know how it feels.
SuperAnthony 7
Hey, you're fault for not drinking a V8!
MwahFMLS 6
LOL #37. I laughed out loud.
ThatFatGuyBehind 3
Atleast I was just lettuce and not something rubber or wet
rockyraccoon28 8
it could've been wet, you never know
dgr8ing 0
it could've been rubber too
alisa162 0
It could've been wet, and rubber :) haha I just had to say it.
randomguy1millon_fml 0
dude I was mayo slaped
T9FTW 20
I was slapped with shampoo
madgrinchhatter 12
In the bottle? Or did someone just slap you while they had shampoo in their hand?
dreamweaver1227 11
smack cam prank?
daybowbow 0
Haven't we all?
Bakayarou_fml 0
Wow that cat looks like it should have been in The Godfather! But anyway, next up, sausages! (plural)
fluffyzoe64 2
At least it wasn't a banana peel, and at least you didn't get slapped in the eye.
coltsluvr123 2
lol not exactly all of us
Gknd 0
try a whole cabbage then we'll talk....
habest 2
Well at least the person doing the slapping was thinking healthy. ;)
honeylol 0
this actually made me laugh pretty hard
meowmeowgirl 0
Could've had a V8! :)
CateXOX 0
We really need more context here...
luvppl 6
lettuce? lol that's strange... :)
jennifer93 0
okay...you shouldve at least told us why and by who
habest 2
I can picture it, his/her trainer catching them eating junk food when they should be eating healthy and must now suffer the punishment of being slapped using a vegetable of the trainer's choice. To OP's despair, it was their arch enemy... lettuce... Dun dun duuunnn
itsmeyippie 0
lol^
mabusoden 0
12-win!
melliemoo17 6
Omg ur epic and I can't stop laughing!
LardZilla 11
I don't really see an FML here... Well at least not with the given information.