Today, I fell down the stairs, and my uncle came rushing over because he thought it was his 1 year old son. He saw me lying on the ground and said, "Oh. It's you," and then left to watch the hockey game. FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I was at the gym, when I saw my uncle at the front desk. I quietly went up behind him and slapped him hard on the back while yelling "What's up, loser?!" He turned around. It wasn't my uncle. FML
Today, I fell down the stairs. My mom came running from the other room because she thought it was the dog. She rolled her eyes and walked away when she saw it was me. FML
Today, I was at a professional hockey game. I wasn't paying attention and a puck was shot into the stands and hit me in the face. My mouth was bleeding and I lost two teeth. As I was trying to cough up my teeth the old man next to me shoved me over and stole the puck. Everyone cheered. FML
Today, I tripped and fell down some stairs at a family gathering. Instead of making sure I was OK, everyone laughed at me. Including my quadriplegic uncle, who asked his personal support worker to lift his arm just so he could point and laugh with everyone else. FML
Today, I took a pretty nasty fall on the ice and made noises similar to the ones my dad makes when he's in pain. I am officially becoming old. FML
Today, I fell down a flight of stairs. The guy behind me was kind enough to ask if I was okay. He then called his friends over so they could laugh at me. FML
Today, I fell down a set of stairs while going into my basement. With a horrible pain in my left leg, I called out to my boyfriend to help me. Apparently a commercial about grass was more important. FML
Today, I fell going down the stairs and hit my head on the wall. My parents came frantically running to my side, but only to make sure I hadn't damaged the wall. FML
Today, I fell down some steps, and my dad laughed at me. He then changed his facebook status to "My kid's an idiot." FML
Today, I was hiking with my uncle. We were going down a slope, and I kept slipping. He jokingly pushed me just as we approached a big drop. I ended up with three fractured ribs. FML
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MissMyriah 0
obviously it's a bigger deal if a baby falls down the stairs.
Reyo 2
Depending on how old you are, you need to just get up and walk it off. Unless you got a sprain or a break, which I'm guessing you didn't since you would've mentioned it in the FML, it's more important that you get the hell up walk away from it.
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Comments (94)
Anon9002 0
Sucks to be you...
1800getalife 0
hockey games are awsome! ....
AngryNinja 1
hockey pwns. sorry op. what a thoughtless asswipe. sucks to b related to that!
thatwouldsuck1 0
I would probably watch hockey too
MadaZer0 8
Bah... Hockey bites >.> OP: Get him back the American way! Sue his ass... If you can :0
thor89 0
I would the same except I would kick you in the rib
soccer060 0
hockey sucks but I'd still leave you
cowgod 0
get a base ball bat and beat his Canadian ass. jk at least u have free health care right?
mlipro 0
In Canada, hockey is more important then pain.
BoostaRoosta 0
yeee im canadian, we break each others noses and just say sorry. its all gud here
cmac86 24
hockey is alright. the best part is when they fight. other than that I could take it or leave it. now football (not soccer) is the best sport!
PeanutButterGir1 0
I totally agree with you because I play hockey.
ZleveL 0
wow 68 you must live in some sissy place like Toronto, here in surrey (Vancouver lower mainland- not England :P) if yoou break someones nose, there is an extremely high chance your house and both your neighbours houses will be the victims of a driveby and if you survive you'll get the shit beaten out if you. no sorry's here, just death. I'm serious. bitch.
michelleJ11 25
Hahaha 83, that's just in Surrey & Abbotsford, & maybe Vancouver ;) the rest of the lower mainland is somewhat pure. :P
MissMyriah 0
obviously it's a bigger deal if a baby falls down the stairs.
mattf013 0
well yea but you don't just ignore her you go and help them regardless
glen12 0
I sence some bias in this story I don't think op is telling us the full story
davidson122 0
He can do what he wants
EV34 6
Dang dat sux, some family u have
sillypiper 0
that's what you get for not paying attention. PAY ATTENTION! not a fml btw just plain stupid and I would've done the same thing
Pir8ninja 0
holy shit your narrow minded. accidents happen!!
Saddrew 0
sillypiper is a goddamned no good troll who will burn in hell
observesandgasps 0
you deserve it for not being your uncles favourite nephew/niece. I mean, obviously you control and alter his feelings towards you. **** you OP
Reyo 2
Depending on how old you are, you need to just get up and walk it off. Unless you got a sprain or a break, which I'm guessing you didn't since you would've mentioned it in the FML, it's more important that you get the hell up walk away from it.
pariah13 0
a little uncoordinated are we? we can fix that now, can't we? p.s. OP I would've done the same thing, but laughed first then help you up.
uncleyuggles 0
how many stairs was it. it couldn't of hurt that much. I've fallen down a flight of stairs before and only hurt my back a little.
sillypiper 0
what does flood protection mean, like when trying to send and fml???
crackiebob 0
the little smart ass is right hes an douch
treesdevin 0
well if ur nephew a grown kid or teen falls down the stairs ,obviously they're not gonna be as hurt as a baby...especially if it's ur son...who would u be more concerned for.? really...