Anonymous
Canada
Today, I found out what unwashed, warty feet taste like after someone kicked me in the mouth with one. FML
Collection
Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Same thing different taste
whydoihavecats
This FML is from back in 2015 but it's good stuff
United Kingdom
Morning!
Today, I found out what mouse intestines squashed against my bare feet feels like. FML
almyric
Headshot!
Today, I was giving my boyfriend a foot massage. I learned that his feet are ticklish when he kicked me in the face. FML
moe
United States
Today, I found out what getting slapped in the face with lettuce feels like. FML
Anonymous
Today, I found out what rotten cooked potato both smells and tastes like. FML
nyu
United States
Today, I was getting a pedicure, and they used some sort of scrubby thing that really tickled my feet. When I couldn't take it any more, I accidentally kicked the lady who was doing my nails in the face. FML
peepeepants
Canada
Today, I went to get a pedicure for the first time. My feet are VERY ticklish. I reflexively kicked the poor lady in the face, as I wet my pants. FML
STRIKE!
United States
Pinned
Today, I found out how it feels to drop a bowling ball on your foot. Spoiler: It doesn't feel good. FML
NervousDog
United States
Scaffolding?
Today, I spent most of the day with my stinkiest co-worker's soggy shoes level with my face. FML
Anonymous
United States
Today, I broke my toe. After telling my friend about it, he promptly stomped on it to "see what my reaction would be." FML
thanksdad
Dublin, Ireland
Today, I found out what it feels like to be slapped in the face with a potted cactus. FML
Top comments
omgcyndaquil 23
Damn. Listerine, buddy.
evanmurphy 14
That sounds gross OP. It's quite disrespectful too. I hope he got what he deserved. Hope your okay OP.
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Comments (36)
fuckfuckityfuck 16
I'll kill them for you!
Pop_And_Lock 14
Mouthwash, Extra Strength
CliffyB03 28
I could go my whole life without knowing that taste
Zarcissa 34
Why and how did someone kick you in the face, let alone with bare foot?
jerryj 27
Martial arts is the guess.
lahutchins 23
You took sticking a foot in your mouth to a whole other level of meaning!!!
hellnosucka 27
I believe the only solution here is to drink a gallon of bleach.
theRonin 18
I have so many questions!! Hope OP can follow up on why this happened!
ShadowStarEXE 35
This FML made me gag a bit. Hope you're okay, OP. That sounds nasty.
Mahcookiez 15
The thing i want to know is, why?
west546 13
Damn should have told them to clean there foot before you started sucking on it. Thats why i dont have a foot fetish.