Today, I broke my toe. After telling my friend about it, he promptly stomped on it to "see what my reaction would be." FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, while demonstrating to my wife how I broke my big toe, I broke the little toe on the opposite foot. FML
Today, I hit my toe against a table. Out of frustration, I kicked the table and broke my little toe. FML
Today, I broke my leg while trying to show my friend how I broke my other leg. FML
Today, I broke my toe and screamed, "Fuck!" My mom heard and yelled at me for swearing, while I laid on the floor in pain. FML
Today, I was hanging out with my friends when I tripped and a chair rolled over my foot, breaking a bone. A friend, who didn't believe me, then dogpiled on top of me and laughed as I screamed. FML
Today, if anyone was wondering how my day was going, I woke myself up by kicking the wall. HARD. Pretty sure I broke my big toe. 10/10, TOE-tally TOE-rrific. FML
Today, I laughed at my friend for tripping on the sidewalk. While imitating him to show “how stupid" he looked, I stepped on the exact same sidewalk, twisted my ankle, and fell over in front of a bunch of strangers. FML
Today, being the clean freak that I am, I bought an expensive pair of 'mop socks'. As I walked upstairs to show everyone, I slipped on the corner of the bottom step and landed on my face, breaking my toe in the process. FML
Today, the neighbors heard a blood curdling scream and called the cops, thinking I was being murdered. Nope. I just stubbed my toe. FML
Today, after a long day of working on my feet, I came home looking forward to soaking my aching feet in a foot spa. When I was pulling the machine out of a closet, it slipped and came crashing down on my feet. It broke. So did three of my toes. FML
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BeautifulDizaztr 0
kick him square in the balls to "see his reaction".
iheartowls 0
Kick his ass! Some friend you got there.
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Comments (117)
froglette 4
unrucky!
DeesFMLs 0
I love doing tht to people haha it's funny lol
hairt 4
you must be a complete asshole #3. tsktsktsk. -shakes head- op that seriously sucks. get better soon :)
MissErikaHart 0
and ur reaction was to cry about it on fml. that friend pwns u
cantfightfate 0
16 that's what this website is about. if they didn't, this website wouldn't exist. and that is a pretty dick thing to do.
DudeImBetter 0
I hate people like that but there's still no reason to cry about on fml unless if they broke it again or something.
xWTF_FML_FTWx 1
let me guess... AHHHHHHH!!!! F***!!! F***IN MOTHER F***ER!!!!!
tweetbaby14 18
you should've kicked him in the crotch to see his reaction
xWTF_FML_FTWx 1
#50 let me guess... AHHHHHHH!!!! F***!!! F***IN MOTHER F***ER!!!!!
lcon86 0
Wow #56! That's super intense. haha
redsfan 4
I'd lol at that
ily1210 10
your friends a dumbass
triggerit 5
you're so heartless ... op will break another toy...
Brittaneyyy 0
haha #56 is a win!!!
ThePwnapple 0
56, he was joking, dumbass.
iSitt 0
Now you have to go back to the doc for another X-ray to check if anything got worse.
mooshibear140 4
Sounds like something I would pretend I'm going to do to scare the shit out of my friends by making them think I'm gonna do it, but not really do it in the end. :)
MnBran6 0
Jokes aren't always humorous, asshole. Sit down, shut up, and get the **** over yourself.
MissErikaHart 0
oh yea and ur just a regular ****** comedian aren't u? when u said the shit about curb stomping was that supposed to b funny? cuz if u were trying to b funny there then I would say that was a "bad joke" so were u serious? u know ur big words and long drawn out explanations make u look like a total loser. I don't think anyone is impressed. and if that's just how u talk than IMO u talk like a Fag
bobateme 0
^.^ best. comment. ever.
aaliyahbaybee 0
Lmfao
bbobe900000 0
#26 It was ALREADY BROKEN YOU IDIOT. OP, I hope that you are no longer friends with that dipshit and I hope that he gets killed. Brainless ******* idiots like that should not be on this earth.
iheartowls 0
Kick his ass! Some friend you got there.
WeaponsOfMassDDD 0
make sure u use the foot that doesn't have the broken toe.....
vroten 0
hahah
Kurg 0
jeez what an asshole what has the world come to today? "Friends" are now the people who hurt you and play pranks on you just to be funny or see what happens
best1onmap78 0
true these things happen yls
Baller_Bob 17
I see a flaw in your plan
Baller_Bob 17
I see a major flaw in your plan
Hlperez 0
I would have punched him/her in the face
iamchuck 0
after you crawled up from the floor where you cried like a little girl?
idonthaveanameok 0
Make sure you do the same thing to your friend. break their toe on purpose and step on it with cowboy boots.
My_Deathbed 0
or he/she should wear those steel toe boots and kick him/her in the shin as hard as she can
MakeupBurn 0
or in the crotch.
Xavi89 0
haha.
dubstep87 0
this is boring
BeautifulDizaztr 0
kick him square in the balls to "see his reaction".
ilovedietcoke 0
hell yeah!
ageofkyle 0
lmfao.
BambooSwitches 0
I agree. hard. or with your cast or steel toe boots
pancakerocks 1
i ******* hate ppl like that quit hanging out with him he is just a fag and always will be
Jordykins 0
And I hate people that call people fags.
r6_fml 4
and I hate people that hate people that call people fags
morgan320 0
and i hate people that keep writing hate when there is no point.
Trollz4daLULZ 2
And I hate people.
TheIrishJaneDoe 9
I miss video games.
Trollz4daLULZ 2
SAILING MISHAP! I'm going to miss her. I'm going to miss video games.
suppressed08 2
What's happening to video games? 0.o
pancakerocks 1
**** him i hate ppl like him quit hanging out with him hes a fag and always will be. find new freinds anti flood can eat it
WeaponsOfMassDDD 0
I'm so sick of that antiflood shit I'm bout to detonate
saragr94 2
sounds like something i could have done. but only if i thought you were joking :P fyl