Today, I was showing my step-dad old photos of the family. We got to a picture of me and I mentioned how much weight I've lost. He muttered, "Heh, fat AND blind". FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, my son was looking through old photos and showed me a picture of myself and asked who it was. When I told him it was me, he responded by saying "But mommy, the lady in the picture is not fat!" FML
Today, when my mother-in-law told me I was losing weight, my husband started laughing. FML
Today, my drunk dad told me I'm smart enough that any guy could overlook the fact that I'm fat, but not smart enough that they could overlook how ugly I am. Gee, thanks. FML
Today, I met my boyfriend's mother for the first time. She has early onset dementia, butt was a pretty OK day. All was going well until she looked at her son and said he was skinny, which admittedly he is quite skinny, but then looked me dead in the eye and said, "You need to lose weight." FML
Today, I proudly told my family I lost 15 pounds. My dad looked me up and down and said, "Well, you've got a looooong way to go." FML
Today, I was video chatting with my dad. He handed the phone to his wife, whose first words out of her mouth were, "Why are you getting so skinny?" This was also the same woman whose first words out of her mouth when they came to visit us 3 years ago was how much weight I've gained. FML
Today, I went to my parents' house. I recently lost about 30 lbs. My mom hugged me and said, "Aww, you're not my chubby baby girl anymore." She then said she wished I were still fat because she missed it. She's the reason I lost the weight; she used to tease and taunt me. Thanks Mom. FML
Today, I saw my uncle after six months. The first thing he says to me is, 'I didn't even recognize you! You've gained so much weight.' Gee thanks uncle. Just what I wanted to hear. FML
Today, I went to a family funeral. Talking to my grandfather, trying to chitchat, he said, "You're gaining weight, aren't you?" FML
Today, my granddaddy called me with the sole purpose of letting me know that I’ve gotten so fat, he doesn’t even recognize me anymore. I’ve been silently suffering with a health condition that causes major weight gain. FML
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Top comments
omgcyndaquil 23
Well, he's rude AND mean.
evanmurphy 14
That is very disrespectful of him. You should tell someone you trust how you feel and get it sorted out. Good luck OP.
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Comments (38)
FloorX 14
:(
omgcyndaquil 23
Well, he's rude AND mean.
firefighter925 18
And hilarious hahaha
ellisp1 15
That's terrible. Sorry OP
evanmurphy 14
That is very disrespectful of him. You should tell someone you trust how you feel and get it sorted out. Good luck OP.
moodyreallyrocks 27
Completely uncalled for. You should be very proud OP..
jazzybaby179 22
Good job Op! Just say 'oops sorry dad that was a picture of you'
awesomeamandas 37
OP is a girl. So that wouldn't work.
jazzybaby179 22
Aw man didnt see that there!
Radgears47 23
"Oops! Sorry dad that was you before the operation." Or "Its miraculous how far you've come dad!"
jazzybaby179 22
Thank you! You understand me :p
GuyOnBridge 14
this is OPs step-dad
celebi82 18
Wow, he's rude. I wonder if your mom knows how mean he is to you...
nominaski 25
Damn. He's a mean old bastard. Sorry you have to put up with this ******* douchebag.
LadyKayDee 23
Sometimes people think they're being clever and funny when they're just being really inconsiderate and rude. You should let him know that wasn't right of him to say that.
Mathalamus 25
mean little shit.