Anonymous
Canada
Today, I found out what unwashed, warty feet taste like after someone kicked me in the mouth with one. FML
Collection
Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Same thing different taste
whydoihavecats
This FML is from back in 2015 but it's good stuff
United Kingdom
Morning!
Today, I found out what mouse intestines squashed against my bare feet feels like. FML
almyric
Headshot!
Today, I was giving my boyfriend a foot massage. I learned that his feet are ticklish when he kicked me in the face. FML
moe
United States
Today, I found out what getting slapped in the face with lettuce feels like. FML
Anonymous
Today, I found out what rotten cooked potato both smells and tastes like. FML
nyu
United States
Today, I was getting a pedicure, and they used some sort of scrubby thing that really tickled my feet. When I couldn't take it any more, I accidentally kicked the lady who was doing my nails in the face. FML
peepeepants
Canada
Today, I went to get a pedicure for the first time. My feet are VERY ticklish. I reflexively kicked the poor lady in the face, as I wet my pants. FML
STRIKE!
United States
Pinned
Today, I found out how it feels to drop a bowling ball on your foot. Spoiler: It doesn't feel good. FML
NervousDog
United States
Scaffolding?
Today, I spent most of the day with my stinkiest co-worker's soggy shoes level with my face. FML
Anonymous
United States
Today, I broke my toe. After telling my friend about it, he promptly stomped on it to "see what my reaction would be." FML
thanksdad
Dublin, Ireland
Today, I found out what it feels like to be slapped in the face with a potted cactus. FML
Top comments
omgcyndaquil 23
Damn. Listerine, buddy.
evanmurphy 14
That sounds gross OP. It's quite disrespectful too. I hope he got what he deserved. Hope your okay OP.
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Comments (36)
JohnEStorm 6
The real question is what your actions were that caused him to do this unless he was just being a dumbass
Bluedy 17
You know how many people with a foot fetish would give to be in your place? JK. pls don't down vote 0.0
TheKishwan 16
What a fktard
vikky538 29
Bleach will be provided to wash your mouth at no additional cost.
ww431 15
Would you like sauce with that? Hope you haven't contracted anything!? :D
arisanator9900 20
I have a warty foot fetish, don't judge me