Today, my friends thought it would be hilarious to show me Marley and Me the day right after I had to put down my dog. I had my dog for 11 years. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I had a job interview. Everything was going well until I noticed a picture of a dog hanging on the wall, which reminded me of the ending of Marley and Me. I started crying and had to be escorted out. FML
Today, while I was at work, I was on the verge of tears. My coworker asked what was wrong and I explained that I recently had to put my dog down. He then replied, "Cool story, bro. Tell it again." FML
Today, I saw a YouTube video of the cutest, sweetest old dog. When I checked the channel for more videos of this dog, I discovered that he died last month. Day ruined. FML
Today, my dog showed me her latest kill. Too bad it was the stuffed animals my dead grandmother had given me as a child that had a lot of sentimental value to me. FML
Today, my 12 year-old dog died. My boyfriend's attempts to comfort me involved him muttering, "At least she knows how to play dead now." FML
Today, I decided to adopt a 11 year-old dog that had been in need of a home for several months. Two hours after I got him home, I discovered him dead in the backyard. FML
Today, I knew it was going to be a fun day when I woke up to find that my kids' new puppy had died in the night. FML
Today, my best friend decided to get herself a new puppy. My dog passed away last week. She named it the same name and got the same breed as mine was. She sees nothing wrong and can’t understand why I’m upset. In fact, she tells me to “stop being a Debbie Downer.” FML
Today, I was playing with my dog, teasing her, to cheer myself up after being dumped by my girlfriend. My dog bit me hard and I had to go to hospital. The dog has to be put down. FML
Today, for National Pet Day, we had a pet show and tell at work. A colleague of mine showed us a picture of her lemon tree. I remember she had a dog and wondered why she didn’t bring him, so I asked why didn’t she show her dog. Turns out he passed away a month ago. She burst into tears and ran off. FML
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GRyphonLJJ 0
You seriously need new friends.
baseballin25 0
that sucks. OP im sorry my dog is almost 11 and i cant imagine putting him down. oh yeah what horrible friends.
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GRyphonLJJ 0
You seriously need new friends.
trick619 0
yea that's on the list of top ****** up things. most animal movies have a sad ending though, now u know
ydi_4_suking 20
man **** that movie. sorry about your loss OP
kingtz 6
Yeah, your friends are seriously heartless. And sorry to hear about your dog. FYL...
TheRealFamilyGuy 5
we almost lost brian when I needed his two kidneys, it was a terrible time in our life's :( sorry op.
avatar0810 15
your friends are pieces of trash.
docscientist 10
It's not even such an awful thing, they just had him watch a movie that evoked emotions he already felt.
A7X_LoVeee 10
Those aren't friends, they're assholes.
LaceyGracie98 0
that is my favorite movie!!!! so sad tho
TehGirreth 0
At least they didn't show you Old Yeller, too.
sepdps 0
the school made us watch ****** old yeller during class
krystal016 0
I loved Hachiko!! best animal movie ever! dogs can be so loyal
spoke1396 4
insert dead dog joke here and thts half funny
Poodleluvr 0
I agree
naughtia 14
wow the word "friends" shouldn't be used in this fml
Adorlee 11
Sorry about your lost! :(
kellandj2019 7
#49 it wasn't just the friends taking OP to the movies, because OP said "thought it would be hilarious..." They were trying to be cruel, which makes no sense at all. My advice? Get real friends, because they definitely aren't.
cameron194 9
165.. Unless the word friends is in quotations like in your comment
jmorris0112 0
you had no idea what it was about?
mega00ant 0
I was gonna ask the same thing... anyways..sadface! :(
ethan_unoxx 29
does it matter what the movie is about? OP had their dog put down yesterday. and that is not funny.
baseballin25 0
that sucks. OP im sorry my dog is almost 11 and i cant imagine putting him down. oh yeah what horrible friends.
gamercanadian 11
he should have shown em American gangster take u guys in the street n brap brap lol n yea I'm Canadian Ahaha
ydi_4_suking 20
i had to put mine down when he was 11. some asshole poisoned him and he was paralyzed. so so sad when i found him
WallyTheWombat 0
Yea losing a dog is like losing a family member. My first dog was 16 when we had to put him down. He had been around before I was born and I knew him my whole life :( Best dog in the world <3
Flutist 3
Not the best dog in the world. How would you know who is the best dog. I have three dogs and I think they are the best, but I would never be as dumb as to say "my dog is the best evah!"
ydi_4_suking 20
well #95 i can state for a fact mine was the best dog evah
SirHobnobs 0
I had to put down mine of 15 years last Sunday, I'm sorry OP
ChibiGirl5 0
each dog is the best dog in the world to the owner
baseballin25 0
yeah i think everyone thinks their dog is the best in the world. (mines the best)
froob 0
recently lost mine after 13 years, tough. fyl op.
lesleykay 0
mine got put down 2 weeks ago :( she was my present for my 9th birthday.
TiNyBuBbLeZ 0
its a ******* animal
baseballin25 0
164 theyre more than animals if you get to know them.
effyoubitch 5
and you're a ******* douche.
baseballin25 0
and your the bitch
effyoubitch 5
I wasn't talking to you.
_streets_ 19
yeah losing an animal can be so tough, I just had to put mine down yesterday :( he was 9 and had bone cancer.
sebbinnette_fml 2
just shut up,ok! sorry for your loss OP,those people you refer to are surely not "friends"... :/
clarissa_Gyall 0
my dog was 14 and I had to put him down. your pretty damn lucky.
cameron194 9
205, in what way is the OP lucky.. He/she had to put their dog down at the young age of 11(dogs age, not OP) and then instead of having friends that console you and are sensitive to you're emotional needs .. They torture u by bringing you to a movie that's gonna rip your heart out and show it to you by the end of the movie.. I say you're the lucky one, your dog lived 3 years longer than the OP's did
aFMLfann4life 0
what kind of friends do you have?!?! oh, & sorry about your dog :(
nisaa 0
he have some shitty friends that are obviously stupid. I mean, only stupid people joke about people's loss right after it happened. and sorry OP about your dog ):
cornedbeef2016 5
with friends like that.....
Roadkill007 9
That wasn't very nice... Even if they were trying to cheer you up, that's not right.
j300zx 0
Bad timing maybe if not your friends have no souls.
CakeSlicer 0
I'd smack em D:
perdix 31
I hated that dog! I've had dogs all my life and I thought Marley was an out-of-control bastard. That movie did nothing for me. I'm sorry you had to put your dog down. I've had to put two down after 14 and 10 years. It's very hard, but when you have to do it, you know it's the best thing for your dog.
justalilrandom2 4
It's nice to see perdix has a soft side, though I do prefer your other work this was a nice change.
natsaysheyyy 16
Marley was a bastard because his owners did not train him correctly and did not know how to handle a stubborn dog. There are a lot of dogs out there that are not naturally "good" dogs, mine being one of the most tough, and you know what? I trained him and never have up. A year later, he's an awesome dog. Marley's owners never punished him for doing something bad (i.e. chewing on the couch, running off leash, fighting his owner for her underwear, etc.) and they gave up on training classes like after the first one. Do you know how many trainers my dog made feel scared? Two said that he was one of the most aggressive dogs that they've ever dealt with. You shouldn't feel bad for people who are not informed or prepared enough to have a dog, and I sure hope you're not lazy with your dogs like the characters in that movie, or it'd be a damn shame. Lastly, any dog that doesn't have aggression problems is already a dream come true, regardless of whatever problems they have. I'm sure you don't know this because you have never had a severely aggressive dog, but you would understand if you did. Any other problem a dog causes pales in comparison to being bit by your own dog just for trying to take bread or a tissue away from him. Wise up.
echosong 16
Of course the movie is about a not so perfect dog in a not so perfect family... these days people just expect books/movies to have perfect endings and stories
Fx13mz 7
Lol.
happyFace12 0
you are a sick bastard. 'lol'? do you have any idea how hard it is to put a dog down? and then watch marley and me? **** you
Sathian 0
lol hemadbro
kingjames2306 0
your a stupid **** fx13 you need to fall off the earth
Happygofucky 0
Your 'friends' are just plain cruel. That isn't funny at all. Anyone who has lost a pet knows how devastating it can be. My family recently had to put down one of our kitties who we had with us for over 20 years. My heart goes out to you OP.
dragonaair 5
Wow! 20 years? That makes me happy that a cat can live that long. I have a cat called Misty and she's about 8-9 years old. I'd be so depressed if she died, it would be like a knife through my heart.
Happygofucky 0
Yeah! He sure was a trooper :). It still feels like a member of our family is missing, especially since we got him before I even got my little brother hahah! My kitty is 15 now, and my little brother's cat is the same age as yours. Misty is such a cute name :D
dragonaair 5
My cat was a stray and she has never once had anything wrong with her. She eats dry food all the time but we're making her eat meat food more often now... Her name comes from the previous owner (a friend of ours who found her), "You can keep her on one condition, her name has to stay as Misty!"