Today, I was getting a pedicure, and they used some sort of scrubby thing that really tickled my feet. When I couldn't take it any more, I accidentally kicked the lady who was doing my nails in the face. FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I went to get a pedicure for the first time. My feet are VERY ticklish. I reflexively kicked the poor lady in the face, as I wet my pants. FML
Today, I was at the doctor's getting some skin scraped off the bottom of my foot for some tests. As soon as the doctor grabbed my foot, it tickled and I accidentally kicked him in the face. During this, the blade sliced my foot open. FML
Today, I was giving my boyfriend a foot massage. I learned that his feet are ticklish when he kicked me in the face. FML
Today, I decided to treat myself to a pedicure ahead of my cousin's wedding. The woman doing my nails asked if I wanted my toe hairs trimmed. I was so taken aback and embarrassed that I said yes. They charged me extra. FML
Today, I was with a wedding party getting manicures. I absentmindedly used a freshly-painted nail to pick my nose and ended up with two beauticians scraping indestructible bright red gel varnish out of my left nostril with acetone soaked q-tips, while everyone sat waiting in complete silence. FML
Today, my 5 year old daughter thought it would be funny to wake me up by tickling my toes. I guess one of my reflexes acted out because I kicked her right in the face. FML
Today, I was at work and a very obese woman came in to get a pedicure. When she took her shoes off I noticed an odd black substance on her feet. I started scrubbing it off and wondered out loud, "What IS this stuff??" As a chunk of it fell onto my lip, she replied, "Girl, that's just the fungus." FML
Today, I was clipping my nails. When I got to my toenail, the whole thing somehow ripped right out. I'm in agony. FML
Today, I thought it would be funny to tickle my daughter's foot, which she hates. One bloody nose, multiple scratches and 4 toe-shaped bruises later, she's the one laughing. FML
Today, after a long day of working on my feet, I came home looking forward to soaking my aching feet in a foot spa. When I was pulling the machine out of a closet, it slipped and came crashing down on my feet. It broke. So did three of my toes. FML
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nadsm 0
i do this all the time. haha. well.. maybe not actually kick them... but definitely pull it away and kind of kick the air. so embarrassing.
happypapp12 0
Today some dumb **** kicked me in the face for doing my job FML
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Comments (74)
nadsm 0
i do this all the time. haha. well.. maybe not actually kick them... but definitely pull it away and kind of kick the air. so embarrassing.
BlueJeans2626 0
that's so funny!
draydray 3
seen this one before
nadsm 0
yeah, it's actually quite hilarious.. but i look like a chicken, ya know doing the chicken dance with my legs? i'd sort of love to have it on tape. it's a good laugh.
PottentialFML 0
Looks like she got "nailed".
leana00 0
lmao i would have dont the same
RoxRoidz 0
Toenails? If fingernails, that's some leg you have.
saucey12 1
lmao
LOL97_fml 0
hahah ik i do it ALL THE TIME
nadsm 0
uhm let's see, maybe because being ticklish isn't something you can control? it's not "****** up" to sympathize with somebody.
brittany1013 0
haha sounds like something right out of a movie.
randomgirl13 0
it happened on Desperate Housewives LOL
randomgirl13 0
it happened on Desperate Housewives LOL
saucey12 1
I hope you gave her a big tip after that
Newbie21 1
agreed
lickmyjock 0
At least you didn't pee yourself too like the last person that posted a fml like this.
BlueTwist89 0
Lol. I don't understand how this is a FML or YDI. She deserves kicking someone on the face for getting a pedicure?
Green12324 0
I think that the fml was how embarassing it was for her.
joal 0
Today at work I was giving a customer a pedicure. Turns out her feet are ticklish. She kicked me in the face. FML.
intint50 0
now that I would find a lot more amusing.
Sekococo 0
i know what you mean OP but you could of told the person you ticklish by foot and they would of made it easier or use another method lol. ...<.< shhh but OP this could be your chance >.> tell them its a warning that if they dont do their job right next time it more then kicking you'll do and >:) .
Scourge87 0
I guess asking her to stop for a moment was out of the question. Very out of place, as opposed to a kick in the face =P If it makes you feel better OP, just imagine the lady has been a bit of a bitch and you were nothing but an instrument of karma.
Cartain 0
Isn't this her FML?
Idontcare123456 0
Yes..Thats exactly what i was thinking..Your not the one who got kicked in the face.
escapenowx 0
she must love you, number one customer XD